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Xibanya

@Xibanya@mastodon.xyz

graphics programmer on a mission to teach the world how to shade pixels

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important announcement: i can sing pretty good

footage of me singing (divided into three panes as this video is an excerpt from a longer video with three different characters)

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@miblo @piggo Figaro is just in it for the cash

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@piggo @miblo see also

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@miblo @piggo but yeah to address "i think that was recorded before the right sound track?" the character on the far left being disengaged with the two lovers on the right was planned and not just me being careless lol

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mi traducción de «Il Barbiere di Siviglia» desde italiano a español, @adriano certificará que sea impecable. a lo mejor cabe mencionar que yo no sé italiano

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okay i translated the barber of seville into spanish going entirely on vibes, now to machine translate my translation to english so that i can effortlessly share my genius with a wider audience!!

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AND BACK TO ITALIAN!

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In today's exciting episode of The Barber of Seville, Count Almaviva attempts to gain entrance to Doctor Bartolo's home by saying and doing pretty much the least helpful things possible; hijinks ensue https://youtu.be/Gg8U2dbTkgc

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deeply unnerved because i deleted two apps while half asleep coming out of a nap earlier and im not sure what they were but if they were on my home screen they were probably important maybe

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Anyone got favorite DJs on twitch? A requirement is that when they blend music, the keys must be compatible. My brain does not like processing conflicting musical keys.

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@Nifflas if you like mashups, DJ Cummerbund is about the most skilled https://www.youtube.com/@DJCummerbund

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I DID IT! I SANG EVERY SINGLE PART IN EVERY SINGLE SONG OF THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE! AH HA HA HA! attached video is two minutes of highlights from over 90 mins of pirate opera performed entirely by yours truly. tell your musical theater nerd friends!

listen to the full thing here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnvSyiLebJCfEbQOuIVdtUWgRCowYtsXX

Footage of me singing the songs presented as each character having their own inset pane. I wear whatever clothes I had on the day I recorded the footage but several characters are distinguished via hats (like a sun hat, a cowboy hat, a top hat)

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amused by the number of comments I've gotten from people to the effect of "im surprised you're making facial expressions to go with the singing" as if anybody wants to watch 90 minutes of The Stoic And Dignified Pirates of Penzance

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I am a cis woman; if you listen to my pirate opera-ing, you will discover that my voice most happily rests in the baritenor zone, though I am capable of singing in bass range. I have seen some trans women stressing that they won't ever pass on account of a deep voice. you have probably heard "some cis women have deep voices too!" well here i am. i am some cis women. depth is so insignificant a distinguishing trait in a voice compared to inflection, rhythm, and breath control

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@oblomov I'm not the cis woman with the deepest voice I know either. but I am the cis woman with the deepest voice I know that has performed a pirate opera alone while occasionally wearing a cowboy hat

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youtube shorts are a fuckin mystery to me. if i make a post on tiktok i know it will get 200-300 views (lol I've been in 200 view jail for months) and probably 20-30 likes. if i post a youtube short it either gets like three views or ALL THE VIEWS with no in between. i can't find any commonality between the posts that get traction on youtube shorts vs those that don't. mysterious

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im so busy with work i haven't had time for personal gamedev lately. feels like i gotta do something big and visible to show people im still hardcore. like murder a man. or like, write my own renderer. murder a man by forcing him to write his own renderer

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best I could get with a cell phone camera, it was even better irl

another photo of the total solar eclipse

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england isnt real its a fictional location like middle earth, shannara, malta, etc

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what's up with how people age these days? i dont moisturize or do face masks or nothin but i look at photos and video of people in their mid 30s from like the 70s and 80s and they look way more ragged than me and other people in their mid thirties now. like normal people and celebrities so it's not just sun exposure or rough living. is it somethin' in the water? not that im complaining but whats up here?

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love argunwbts about what web framework is "better" phrased in terms of the quality of the resulting softwsre rather than how easy it is to work with. look man back in my webdev days if i made jira tickets jira they put money in my bank account i didbt give a hot fucjk if i wrote good software

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i dont knoe who needs to hear this but a web page with a list of api calls is not documentation

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man, im an early adopter of masto, i been shitposting here since 2017 u dont gotta sell me on it, but it lacks some of the best features of twitter such as a daily Main Character we all collectively dunk on. feral hogs guy. bean dad. he that we knew had to do it to em. this is our culture. this is our heritage. i hope this post gets found a thousand years from now and some academic spends a decade trying to figure out what the fuck im talking about

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@notroot brb printing my precious toots on archival quality paper, my gift to future generations

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@piggo @notroot THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD LOL WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOL I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. LMAO, EVEN

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