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With apologies to CERN. Pronouns: he/they

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sarajw, (edited ) to random
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T shirt twinsies! @paul @heydon

heydon,
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@sarajw @paul Haha fantastic

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Hey @heydon, @matthiasott has a request!

heydon,
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@sarajw @matthiasott Send me the SVG yo!!!!

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We were going to use a sample of a hellfire preacher in one of our songs but then thought twice about copyright issues. Then I was volunteered to recreate the sermon myself. Here's a clip. "Enjoy".

heydon,
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Now I'm thinking about doing a briefs.video where it's a React tutorial, but given in an angry hellfire preacher style.

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@sarajw LOL

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If having nipples doesn't stop anyone from calling themselves a man, why should having a penis stop anyone from calling themselves a woman? Both are vestiges of a sex and gender not identified with.

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Labour continue to try and purge all their actual socialists.

heydon, to random
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Honestly, I hope my website is used to train AI. Can't wait for a Google search assistant to tell someone JavaScript will cause them to bleed out of their bum.

rem, to random
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Anyone know of/recommend a Firefox extension that zap all your storage for the current origin? The ones I've found nuke all data, which isn't what I want.

I thought FF had the same thing as Chrome's "Clear site data" (from devtools->application), but I can't find it.

heydon,
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@rem I would also like to know!

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@rem Cheers, Rem!

heydon, to random
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Incorrect.

heydon,
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@DavidDarnes But for real... have you seen photos of Rees Mogg as a kid?

heydon, to random
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It doesn't matter what ARIA Authoring Practices says. If you implement patterns that suppress tab interaction in favour of binding arrow keys (for tabs, menus, etc) your users will be confused and blocked. They will also hate you. As I said in a recent talk:

There are two ways you can make websites less accessible with ARIA:

  1. Using ARIA incorrectly
  2. Using ARIA correctly
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There was an interesting #accessibility question in the #11tyConf chat I wanted to surface.

Say your site styles are responding to the prefers-contrast: less media query. Must they still conform to the relevant 4.5:1 and 3:1 contrast ratios when the media query is active?

heydon,
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@yatil @ben @sarajw @scottohara Yeah, to me prefers-contrast: less maps to "Heydon stop making everything black and white"

heydon,
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@sarajw @yatil @ben @scottohara I think, for briefs.video, I'll use that media query and just a CSS brightness filter to soften all the whites.

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I think Angular users may even be worse than React users, on the whole, for using the wrong markup for stuff. Looking at a page with background images on <div>s instead of, well, images and a form made out of <li> and <a> elements with button roles instead of checkboxes and radios. Oh and not even in a <form> element, just a <div>.

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Just read on BBC News that the new version of ChatGPT can flirt. Who is that for? Who asked for that? Who's interested in being chatted up by an ephemeral cloud of stolen reddit posts? Told by a soulless megazord of pilfered landing pages that it wants to "smash your back doors in 🥵"?

And why is the BBC, of all institutions, letting me know this radically pathetic experience is becoming available?

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I played organ live for Beast With A Gun at the weekend. This is our cover of 96 Tears.

(* I am not an organist)

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Currently obsessed with Mudhoney. Many may write them off as "grunge also-rans". Not only was the term 'grunge' coined to describe their sound, but it's not the overdriven DS-1 sound of their more famous peers. It's 60s style germanium fuzz. They were the first grunge band to break the UK, the band's singer, Mark Arm, packages and ships their records himself and--for my money--their post grunge era records are their best. Oh! And they have lyrics about shithead antivaxxers.

heydon,
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@gilesdring Yeah, it's a great doc, watched recently. Seriously, check out their recent stuff, it's great. Like a psychadelic Stooges.

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Does anyone have any experience with SVG filters but applied to <canvas>? Before I go down that rabbit hole, does using them with <canvas> improve performance at all, or should I expect the same jankiness?

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Libertarianism:

For the powerless, it means freedom from being subjected to power. For the powerful, it means the freedom to wield it.

https://mastodon.online/@jackmjenkins/112414754093310573

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Me, a front-end developer: “This design is inaccessible, we need to do [x] to fix it. Users will thank us.”
Them: “We'll need to check with the design department.”
Me: “Look at me. I am the designer now.”

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There's no such thing as a necessary cookie.

heydon, to random
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Final (🤔) mod is to replace the 3 saddle ashtray rubbish with this gotoh thinger. Love it; probably my first ever perfectly intonated baritone.

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