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heydon

@heydon@front-end.social

With apologies to CERN. Pronouns: he/they

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heydon, to random
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I think Angular users may even be worse than React users, on the whole, for using the wrong markup for stuff. Looking at a page with background images on <div>s instead of, well, images and a form made out of <li> and <a> elements with button roles instead of checkboxes and radios. Oh and not even in a <form> element, just a <div>.

heydon, to random
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I played organ live for Beast With A Gun at the weekend. This is our cover of 96 Tears.

(* I am not an organist)

heydon, to random
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Just read on BBC News that the new version of ChatGPT can flirt. Who is that for? Who asked for that? Who's interested in being chatted up by an ephemeral cloud of stolen reddit posts? Told by a soulless megazord of pilfered landing pages that it wants to "smash your back doors in 🥵"?

And why is the BBC, of all institutions, letting me know this radically pathetic experience is becoming available?

heydon, to random
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Currently obsessed with Mudhoney. Many may write them off as "grunge also-rans". Not only was the term 'grunge' coined to describe their sound, but it's not the overdriven DS-1 sound of their more famous peers. It's 60s style germanium fuzz. They were the first grunge band to break the UK, the band's singer, Mark Arm, packages and ships their records himself and--for my money--their post grunge era records are their best. Oh! And they have lyrics about shithead antivaxxers.

heydon,
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@gilesdring Yeah, it's a great doc, watched recently. Seriously, check out their recent stuff, it's great. Like a psychadelic Stooges.

heydon, to random
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Does anyone have any experience with SVG filters but applied to <canvas>? Before I go down that rabbit hole, does using them with <canvas> improve performance at all, or should I expect the same jankiness?

heydon, to random
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Libertarianism:

For the powerless, it means freedom from being subjected to power. For the powerful, it means the freedom to wield it.

https://mastodon.online/@jackmjenkins/112414754093310573

ben, to accessibility
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There was an interesting question in the chat I wanted to surface.

Say your site styles are responding to the prefers-contrast: less media query. Must they still conform to the relevant 4.5:1 and 3:1 contrast ratios when the media query is active?

heydon,
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@yatil @ben @sarajw @scottohara Yeah, to me prefers-contrast: less maps to "Heydon stop making everything black and white"

heydon,
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@sarajw @yatil @ben @scottohara I think, for briefs.video, I'll use that media query and just a CSS brightness filter to soften all the whites.

heydon, to random
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Final (🤔) mod is to replace the 3 saddle ashtray rubbish with this gotoh thinger. Love it; probably my first ever perfectly intonated baritone.

heydon, to random
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sigh I have an American client who is having trouble, they say, being able to convert to £ (their end) for paying me. I have business bank account for my LTD that only accepts £ or €, apparently.

Anyone know of a way around this? A service either they or I could use? I would really prefer not to change bank accounts. Wish I'd know Starling was this limited at the outset.

heydon,
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@Edent @threedaymonk Thanks, Terence. So you can get wise to automatically transfer, upon receipt?

heydon, to random
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There's no such thing as a necessary cookie.

heydon,
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@cferdinandi Local storage hehe

heydon,
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@cferdinandi Oh I'm just being facetious.

heydon, to random
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"AI is a lying machine made out of crimes" https://beige.party/

heydon, to random
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The problem with accessibility testing is, sometimes, the site is too inaccessible to fully test. 😞

heydon, to random
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Another bizarre pattern I keep seeing a lot of is having multiple skip links to different parts of the page. Total overkill. If you actually use headings, there's no real need.

heydon,
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@yatil I do like the idea of direct access to sections of the page for keyboard users. But I'd solve that for everyone with a table of content.

heydon, to accessibility
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Was just reminded that you can use no headings in a web page and automated tests will pass you for WCAG compliance.

You can't use the wrong heading structure if you use no headings at all! Automated tests can't tell where the structure needs to be broken up into sections because they would have to understand the nature of the content.

heydon, to random
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Currently apoplectic that the Speech Recognition API hears “fuck” and outputs ['f***']. You puritanical Christian dickheads are at it again aren't you?

heydon,
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Like “F star star star” is literally not what I said. You are wrong, you have programmed it wrong.

heydon,
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@eric In the making or published now??

heydon, to random
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"You're old"

"Well, given matter can neither be created or destroyed, we're actually the same age. The perpetual process of our being recycled is just a little out of sync."

"That's such a millennial thing to say"

sarajw, to random
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Found this in the garden of the other kids during a playdate. Wasn't sure what to say to their mother.

heydon,
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@sarajw Love this photo haha

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