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unrealfred

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Writer, editor, just this guy. Occasional stories in Bourbon Penn, Stupefying Stories, Mythic Delirium, elsewhere. I also edit and publish the quarterly zine Kaleiodotrope. He/him. 😷
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who went down a well in a bucket
He thought, hey, I’ll try it
I’ll be vewy vewy quiet
Or maybe I’ll just Duck Amuck it


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“No Sleeping Beauty till Brooklyn”

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup

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Captain American Cheese

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Booster Goldfish Crackers

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The Fantastic Petit Four

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I like how ice cream trucks around here play Joplin’s "The Entertainer.” Not because I like the song (though I do), or because it reminds me of one of my favorite movies (though it does), but because the song’s close association with The Sting makes it feel like driver is staging an elaborate con.

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“Jump up, jump up, and get down” https://youtu.be/jrL_LzX5wv4?si=dWtexPbTEERiEBn_

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Claiming it’s “almost unethical” to review a tech product poorly says a whole lot about how poorly tech bros understand ethics.

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Watch out for that eclipse!

Don’t look at it. No matter what happens.

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“Nowadays you can’t be too sentimental” https://youtu.be/5eAQa4MOGkE?si=MyeMI3HOFzq5H313

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I understand this is maybe easy for me to say, but what if, instead of continuing to use Twitter, you just…didn’t?

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“Oh, my enemy, beautiful enemy / Hail to your vast hegemony” https://youtu.be/wFpqvJ75LrU?si=zdL-Yc8sc2I7_lOZ

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Isn’t it about time daylight learned to save itself?

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“She Zorks Hard for the Money”

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“Can’t Help Pitfalling in Love”

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“My Heart Will Go Zaxxon”

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“Lode Runnin’ Down a Dream”

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