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Veraxus, 5 months ago in How to succeed as an artist

Incredible. It’s the same answer as “How to succeed”

massive_bereavement, 12 days ago in How to own a house in Brooklyn, New York

Woah! a room with a window, who are you? Rockefeller?

massive_bereavement, 12 days ago in How to distract people from your missing finger

Is it me or her hands and face have different color?

DigitalNirvana, 13 days ago in Creation of the c/disneyvacation

This is hilarious! Thanks for starting it in the lemmyverse!!

HootinNHollerin, 16 days ago (edited 16 days ago) in Looking for new moderators!

Is it possible to mod from mobile? I only use voyager app on my phone. I see it has mod zone section in the app with a mod queue. If so then I’ll give a shot

TheGiantKorean, 16 days ago (edited 16 days ago)

I mod from Mobile using Boost. I imagine it shouldn’t be hard to do using Voyager. Thanks for volunteering! We already have several mods now, though.

JCreazy, 29 days ago in What to wear to ensure your piss and shit stains are the most noticeable

Everyone has shit stains on their underwear, that’s what is there for, to keep shit from getting on your pants. Don’t be ashamed.

wesker, 29 days ago

Wipe until you see blood on the paper.

techt, 29 days ago

Put a bidet on your wishlist

JCreazy, 28 days ago

It’s been on my list for years, never bit the bullet.

downpunxx, 29 days ago in What to wear to ensure your piss and shit stains are the most noticeable

we're all stuck with these when our moms bought them for us, but after the age of enlightenment and self determination, it then became time for the black, grey, blue and burgundy boxer briefs baby

PerogiBoi, 29 days ago in What to wear to ensure your piss and shit stains are the most noticeable

Get a bidet

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe, 29 days ago in What to wear to ensure your piss and shit stains are the most noticeable

Look.

All I'm saying.

Is that there's a reason it was evolutionarily advantageous to have ass hair.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

SatansMaggotyCumFart, 29 days ago in What to wear to ensure your piss and shit stains are the most noticeable

But if you wear the dark one the cum stains show up too well.

wesker, 29 days ago

I guess you have to pick and choose your battles.

SatansMaggotyCumFart, 29 days ago

Yeah, that’s why I usually wear my red ones.

match, 29 days ago

Striped pantsu :3

JigglySackles, 1 month ago in How to cope with "Taco Bell regret"

I missed the Disney vacation sub. Glad to see this here lol

assassinatedbyCIA, 1 month ago in How to kill your family

How to convince your friends to join a tontine

SatansMaggotyCumFart, 1 month ago in How to cope with "Taco Bell regret"

Also a long night of whiskey and you wake up the next morning, hung over as shit, and proceed to piss out your ass about fifteen times before you decide to start drinking some more to fix you up.

SpaceNoodle, 1 month ago

That’s bush league. Wake me up when you’re drinking so much that you’re too dehydrated to shit for the rest of the week.

SatansMaggotyCumFart, 1 month ago

That is barely above bush league, wake me up when you wake up bloody and bruised half a dozen counties away from you house with no recollection of the last six months of your life.

wesker, 1 month ago

That’s nothing. Wake me up when you have cirrhosis.

SatansMaggotyCumFart, 1 month ago

What, you’re still on your original liver?

pewpew, 1 month ago in How to impress your date with an armpit fart

Thats how human males attract potential partners

spittingimage, 1 month ago in How to impress your date with an armpit fart

Where are her arms? What’s going on?

TheFriendlyDickhead, 1 month ago

She already used up all her armpit farts.

gravitas_deficiency, 1 month ago

Think of all the amputees in… wherever this is