Sarcasmo220,

It’s not “I’m so hungry I can eat a small child.”

Its "I’m only hungry enough to eat a small child.

According to the scale on the tool, anyways.

LoveSausage,
Diplomjodler3,

Small children are more tender but I often need two before I’m full.

Daft_ish,

“Pasta”

x4740N,
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BUY A SCALE

Metric is the better system

billgamesh,

do you manually weigh spaghetti?

meekah,
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I just always use 1/3 of a 500g abox per person. Doesn’t need to be exact

Coreidan, (edited )

Your mom is the better system

sudo_shinespark,

This from ye olde tumblr

Imgonnatrythis,

Wtf, did you just cook me a woman’s size pasta portion? Do you think I’m getting fat?

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