Veedem,
@Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

As an American, I appreciate when measurements are already laid out the way I’ll understand. A “meter” isn’t a thing. A hamburger is a thing. Thank you.

Allero,

Hamburger is not a standard measure. Do you mean it’s a small cheeseburger or a large deluxe super burger? What place do you take it from? Those can get to like three times difference in sizes.

It’s impossible to say how big is a “hamburger”. But you can precisely define a meter, and it gets intuitive very quickly with a fraction of effort you imagine it to be.

ours,

A meter is defined as a thing but the distance traveled by light in 1/299792458 of a second may not be the most evocative reference for the common person.

over_clox,

Did you know that a pendulum exactly one meter long will swing exactly once per second? Yep, science!

Teal,

There’s a great SNL skit about this.

Washington’s Dream - SNL

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

you people still don’t use metric time.

MystikIncarnate,

So what you’re saying is, I can make 800 venison hamburgers from a single deer? Nice.

over_clox,

If you like eating every single piece, guts, brains, bones and all, sure go for it 👍

Everythingispenguins,

Hey if you grind the bone fine enough you can’t tell and it is a great source of calcium.

over_clox,

Did you just invent Deer Jello?

Everythingispenguins,

No that is when you boil the gelatin out of the joints. Then combine it with some blood and put it in the fridge to set. I like to use my deer shape ice cube tray.

Brewchin,

To be fair: if anyone’s going to intuitively know the weight of 800 hamburgers, Americans are it. :)

Also, I’m not entirely opposed to using “every day” analogies for stuff like this.

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah they even named their official weight measurement after the quarterpounder hamburger

DreamlandLividity,

I use metric, so you tell me weight in kg and I imagine it in half the number of (2 liter) water bottles. Which I have a pretty good intuition for since I often carry anywhere between 1 and 12 at a time.

Of course if I had to suffer imperial, I would like analogies as well.

Brewchin,

Same with me on the water. I grew up Australia.

Since moving to the UK, I’m still trying to get used to medieval bollocks. Gimme analogies, because Stones used to be 1 Stone of wheat was a different weight to 1 Stone of, say, actual stones. Mental.

PsychedSy,

I’m willing to defend the use of US Customary.

Come at me, bitches.

Anticorp,

Stand at my back! We will fight them off together!

PsychedSy,

Tradesman? Skilled labor? Common day vikings!

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

But stand at least 3 burritos away plz.

pseudo,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

That’s a ridiculous way to weigh a deer. There is plenty of parts you don’t eat and a hamburger is more that a piece of meat.

AA5B,

Mmmmm, venison burgers! I’m considering a new grill and that would put me over…… I wonder how many venison burgers my chest freezer holds

cujo255,

We have an 18cu ft upright freezer, it currently contains probably about 60lbs ground venison, plus roasts and cuts from two deer, but also something like 1/8hog, 1/4cow, bunch of fish and say 1/2dozen prepped dinners. You could fit like 5or6 processed deer I bet in the average chest freezer which would be a great many burgers, say 3 or 400.

I found on a quick search that 0.5lb ground beef is 14.44cu in. So if we’re calling all red meat the same density, and a loose packing factor of 0.75 it looks like about 1615 1/2lb venison burgers in my freezer which is quite a bit more than 400.

18cuft 1728=31104cuin, 31104/14.44=2154burgers, 21540.75=1615 burgers (1/2lb)

BruceTwarzen,

How do Americans find out how big a bicycle is?

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, you know. We see them at schools, on the news…

PsychedSy,

Some of us steal them.

PsychedSy,

Average ballsack height.

over_clox,

Well going by that measurement, the ladies are gonna have an ahem, interesting ride…

PsychedSy,

Fair point. If we’re talking top of the sack I’m 5’10". Bottom? 3’.

NotSpez,

According to google, a deer has a height between 0.85 to 1.5 metres. According to the Texas Almanac, the Lone Star State extends 801 straight-line miles (from north to south). This equates to 1289084,54 metres.

Taking this into account, a deer is between 0,00000066 and 0,0000012 Texas.

I hope this helps.

over_clox,

But how many square burgers is that?

NotSpez,

Great question!! Ok a rough estimate is the best I can do. As everything is bigger in Texas, I will take a relatively big deer for reference. As you will understand, I must compare area with area, so here goes:

Taking a BigMac as a reference and assuming a patty diameter of 10.4cm Source. This would lead to an area of 84.95cm2.

A bigger deer skin could be 150x139 cm Source. On the one hand this is an overestimation because those are the maximum measures and it’s not perfectly square, but on the other hand we’re not taking certain area’s such as the hooves and head into account. The area comes to 20850cm2.

So one deer is, in terms of area, as big as 245,4 hamburgers.

Again, I hope this helps.

over_clox,

I assume you’re still measuring in Texas Deer units…

Yes, very helpful!

Doombot1,

Somewhere between 746 and nineteen quintillion. Hope that helps.

Anticorp,

Sir, this isn’t Wendy’s.

over_clox,

I know, I’m just here for the Brawndo. It’s got electrolytes!

OhFudgeBars,

Good catch!

eldoom,

So you’re telling me that deer are made out of hamburgers and bicycles?

Allero,

According to my calculations, deer are bicycles made of hamburgers

PsychedSy,

This math checks out.

eldoom,

Perfect.

Anticorp,

That’s excellent deduction, Watson.

mightyfoolish,

The person who wrote this is on a bicycle to work off the 800 burgers made from deer.

Chef_Boyardee,

I want this on a T-shirt.

HawlSera,

To be fair, when people give me measurements in Metric, I just get confused as I have no frame of reference

blackn1ght,

What’s your frame of reference when using imperial?

Shampiss,

The inch is 3 grains of barley of course! At least the kind of barley they had In the 14th century. Alternatively the length of 12 poppy seeds in a line. You probably have lots of those lying around your house right?

The foot is about the size of a clown shoe, duh!

And the mile is about the length of 1000 paces from a malnourished roman soldier

AA5B,

And inch is the length of a finger between knuckles, a foot is the obvious and a yard is the length of my stride

RmDebArc_5,
@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works avatar

1 meter ≈ one large step

1 centimeter ≈ width of an index finger

HawlSera,

that helps with the centimeter, not so much the meter

loudWaterEnjoyer,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Its the width of 100 index fingers

Hadriscus,

1 meter = roughly 1 european badger (with tail)

Allero,

Meter is about the length of your leg, if you’re average sized.

Allero,

Same is true for feet, miles and whatever.

It’s a matter of habit. You intuitively know how much foot is, how much mile is, and it’s only a matter of time and habit that you start intuitively getting meters and centimeters the same way.

But for as long as you make this transition, remember that:

  • 1 inch is about 2,5 cm,
  • 1 foot is about 1/3 of a meter
  • 1 mile is about 1,5 kilometers.

Yes, those are not super accurate, but those are simple numbers and they give you a quick idea.

mechoman444,

What’s the convention rate from hamburger to American frie’s?

DragonOracleIX,

3 bags of five guys fries per burger.

Shady_Shiroe,
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

That’s how you know that Americans hate even their own imperial system. As an American myself, I gotta ask, is it the weight of a Cheeseburger or the Big Mac?

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Roughly 1/800th of a deer.

Dasus,

A Big Mac is ~250g, a cheeseburger ~120g.

An American male mule deer is 95 - 150kg.

So to answer your question, they’re using something closer in size to the cheeseburger and not the Big Mac, as 800 Big Macs is about ~190kg whereas 800 cheezburgers is about 96kg.

user1234,

I once saw a tsunami tidal wave height described in refrigerators tall. Something like it could reach the height of 2.5 refrigerators.

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