lowqualityfacts,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

Trying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

-want to say y'all but do not because you are not a southerner and it would feel inauthentic.

-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a Jimmy Fallon-related incident.

-think that cops should give you a chance to get out of a speeding ticket if you can make them laugh.

-poke the ground in front of you with a stick before each step to make sure it is not quicksand.

robert42,

@lowqualityfacts All are welcome to "y'all".

Meowthias,
@Meowthias@mastodon.world avatar

@lowqualityfacts I have a haircutter who claims to be psychic. I stopped going to her when she told me "the spirits" (or whatever) told her that everything will turn out OK for me. She's obviously the world's worst paychic.

StanWonn,
@StanWonn@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts To hell with not being “allowed” to say “y’all.” I’m not a Southerner but I went to college in Texas and was stationed in the South when I was in the military. “Y’all” is not only efficient but friendly. Why wouldn’t I use it?

tek, (edited )
@tek@freeradical.zone avatar

@lowqualityfacts I claim "y'all" as my birthright.

I've personally made a cop laugh his way out of giving me a speeding ticket.

noondlyt,
@noondlyt@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts the last one spoke to me

Skoobie,

@lowqualityfacts
The last 2 make a whole lot of sense if this is actually just a #ttrpg campaign. Roll for persuasion and perception.

Regarding "Y'all", as a lifelong West Virginian (never lived anywhere else, even for college), I feel qualified to say this. Y'all are fine. It's a natural contraction of "you" and "all" and it's weird that there isn't a grammaticality correct form of 5th person. I, You, He/She/It, We, Y'all, They. This isn't rocket science. It's linguistics.
@lowqualityfacts

SvenGeier,
@SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz avatar

@lowqualityfacts Dang, I totally say y'all. Three out of four - so close...

ionlytweetcrap,

@lowqualityfacts I poke the ground in front of me not for fear of quicksand, but simply because I hate it.

jhavok,
@jhavok@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts I have gotten out of a ticket by making a cop laugh. Georgia, 90 in a 65 on a motorcycle, he saw my plate and license were from WA, asked me what I was doing in Georgia, I said "I went out for a ride and I haven't gotten home yet."

Jeanpaul,

@lowqualityfacts only the 3rd one. Sorry!

deedeeque,
@deedeeque@techhub.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts The Stick thing isn't for finding quick sand, it's for finding landmines and underground coal-seam fires.

Best way to detect quick sand is by tossing an anvil to the ground before each step.

JayElbey,
@JayElbey@ioc.exchange avatar

@lowqualityfacts
Quicksand is not nearly as prevalent as I was led to believe as a child!

Rana,
@Rana@mastodon.nl avatar

@lowqualityfacts I say y'all
I'm european

😎

kierkegaank,
@kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts just pretend english is not your first language y’all so you don’t get the sociology context

Burn_this_,
@Burn_this_@beige.party avatar

@lowqualityfacts
I once saw a psychic who told me I was going to die fat and alone. Does that count?
(She's not wrong, btw)

tkk13909,
@tkk13909@fosstodon.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts As someone who's from the , you have my permission to say y'all. Everyone 'round here says it!

ehproque,
@ehproque@paquita.masto.host avatar

@lowqualityfacts do we need to check all of them or is just some ok?

everbern,

@lowqualityfacts I poke the ground in front of me with a stick to make sure it's not Jimmy Fallon. Also, the walls, ceiling, and air in front of me.

jtc,

@lowqualityfacts y'all crazy

AlgoCompSynth,

@lowqualityfacts Actually I do say "y'all" rather than my native "youse" because I think "y'all" sounds better.

whatstheruckus,
@whatstheruckus@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts We are all in peril of dying in a Jimmy Fallon related accident. Yesterday he was making toast while i bathed. He's a psycho! I hope he stays in CA where is toaster can't fall into my bath.

erazmus,
@erazmus@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts quicksand? It’s the lava you have to worry about.

BernardSheppard,
@BernardSheppard@mastodon.au avatar

@lowqualityfacts Any or all?

WmShakesp3are,
@WmShakesp3are@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts does this mean we’re not friends anymore? You know…if I thought you weren’t my friend, I just don’t think I could bear it.🤣

PyroNeurosis,
@PyroNeurosis@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts I have the urge to address everyone as 'youse guys' but I'm not a prohibition mobster....

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