lowqualityfacts, Trying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you:
-want to say y'all but do not because you are not a southerner and it would feel inauthentic.
-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a Jimmy Fallon-related incident.
-think that cops should give you a chance to get out of a speeding ticket if you can make them laugh.
-poke the ground in front of you with a stick before each step to make sure it is not quicksand.