futurebird,
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Why is this sign so ominous to me? ?

KanaMauna,
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@futurebird
1 clam. Everyone has to share.

mcc,
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@futurebird The chordates have had their turn, and look how it turned out… now is the time of the Mollusc

chrishuck,
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@futurebird Imagine combining clams with a Valentine’s Day reservation at White Castle….

futurebird,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@chrishuck Divorce I would assume that is what my sweet A. wanted if he subjected me to this.

chrishuck,
@chrishuck@fosstodon.org avatar

@futurebird I was even more surprised that a White Castle had SEVEN phone extensions! What the hell are the other six?

bk1e,
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@futurebird Because it’s the perfect excuse to quote the Simpsons “Steamed Hams” sketch in your replies? Apparently they’re fried, though.

MLE_online,
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@futurebird it's like a threat made good

llewelly,
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@futurebird @dantheclamman , can you explain this terrifying sign?

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