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rstevens

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america’s number one tooter three years running

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cabel, to random
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I am very excited about the Tiana re-do of Splash Mountain, but, at great risk of sounding like the worst, pickiest Disney Parks nerd…

…what’s up with this sign?! Why are they using foliage to hide the metal support on the right? Is the sign supposed to be anti-gravity, floating above the flume as if by magic? Why not a simple banner? Would Tiana really spend her hard-earned money on a metalworker to fabricate this sign?

Help me. I’m one step away from a making a shocked-face YouTube thumbnail

rstevens,
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@mathowie @cabel it could even be a reclaimed sign from an old restaurant or parade float

rstevens, to random
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this four hour youtube video could have been a blog post

rstevens, to random
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avoid north america today if you can

rstevens, to random
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every day is a grift

gruber, (edited ) to random
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My Apple Card is expiring this summer, and the replacement physical card arrived in the mail today. Activating was super-duper easy—just bring it in close proximity to your iPhone and tap a button or two on screen. Done.

But what do I do with the old card? It's titanium so it's not easily destroyed.

I've had metal Amex cards since 2010 or so. When Amex sends a replacement card, they include a return envelope custom made for mailing them your expired card for recycling.

[See thread for update]

rstevens,
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@gruber shit. i ate mine. tim’s gonna kill me.

rstevens, to random
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i wanna open a video store that only rents VHS tapes, but we somehow use AI, give me a billion dollars

rstevens,
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@clive be kind, rewAInd

rstevens,
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@clive did i say billion? i meant TRILLION

Daojoan, to random
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I want one thing from Apple, and one thing only.

The Journal app to be available on my Mac.

rstevens,
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@Daojoan not touching it until it works on a mac, because it's not real unless it works on a mac!

rstevens, to random
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topatoco is doing some clearance – there are some pretty sweet NANCY shirts in this mix

https://topatoco.com/collections/gottago

agiletortoise, to random
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I looked at a list of movies coming out this Summer to figure out what was going to get me to the theater, and as far as I could tell it was all sequels. I’m sure some of them will be good, but where’s the new stuff?

rstevens,
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@agiletortoise the new stuff is back in 1977

Viss, to random
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if im reading this correctly, the entire internet is now on that little platform at the end of the first portal game, where glados decides shes done with you and slowly lowers you into an incinerator.

except the incenerator is a gaggle of llms that will get trained.

rstevens,
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@Viss it’s kind of hard to want to do anything if billionaires are just gonna make diarrhea out of it

rstevens,
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@Viss make it new mexico and you got a deal. i can make disney cast members comfortable enough to cuss. i can handle a VC guy

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don’t ruin this illusion for me, but the weird thing about x-files so far is that it doesn’t actually seem to be a show about aliens, cryptids, or what have you. i think mulder & scully have debunked every one so far

rstevens,
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@exchgr the only real one is toilet man

rstevens, to random
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this meeting could have been a dessert bar

rstevens, to random
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turns out “darn tootin’ ” has nothing to do with flatulence while repairing socks

stroughtonsmith, to random
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A $3,000 Mac has the ability to run iPad apps. It shouldn’t be controversial to suggest that a $3,000 iPad should have the ability to run Mac apps

rstevens,
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@stroughtonsmith i'd even be fine if it only ran Mac apps while connected to trackpad and keyboard, and it disabled touch!

agiletortoise, to random
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  • rstevens,
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    @agiletortoise remember when the one guy looked at his watch

    clive, to random
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    As I behold "Crush!", the new Apple ad for their Ipad Pro ...

    ... I fluctuate, with heisenbergian indeterminacy, between "they are clearly trolling us" and "they are totally earnest and have no idea how completely sociopathic they appear"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntjkwIXWtrc

    rstevens,
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    @mulegirl @clive translucent computers will solve it, make me CEO

    markgurman, to random
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    NEW: Tim Cook Can’t Run Apple Forever. Who’s Next? John Ternus, head of hardware engineering, emerges as potential long-term CEO successor. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-05-08/apple-s-next-ceo-list-of-aapl-insiders-who-could-succeed-tim-cook?srnd=undefined

    rstevens,
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    @markgurman nah, it’s gonna be the hamburglar

    rstevens, to random
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    every day is a gift and i recommend hanging on to your receipt to see if you can return it

    Pschiller, to random
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    Apple event starts soon
    https://www.apple.com/apple-events/

    rstevens,
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    @Pschiller i hope it's a new translucent blue tower

    Viss, to random
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    celebrating starwars day

    rstevens,
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    @Viss ah yes, the ewok adventure

    stevelieber, to random
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    LAZYWEB: I'm thinking of getting one of those Bluetooth 4 by 6 thermal shipping label printers for my studio to share. Have any of you found one you're happy with?

    rstevens,
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    @stevelieber i don't have this, but friends have said good things about the brand: https://www.rollo.com/product/rollo-wireless-printer/

    (i still use surplus zebra 2844s from the year 600 AD)

    rstevens, to random
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    i’m so sick of people thinking they are famous when they weren’t even on star trek deep space nine

    rstevens,
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    @Fyrd how can she be both resident and visitor, this TV channel is bullshit

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