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What is your loo roll of choice?

Lavatory paper, toilet tissue, bog roll, bumwad, arse wipe, shit tickets; we all need it but I can’t find a good one for a reasonable price....

Attempted a BLT for lunch today (lemmus.org)

Anybody remember Edd Gould and Eddsworld? (en.m.wikipedia.org)

He was my favorite creator in Britain who inspired me as a kid to make art and characters and I mourned his death when he passed away while I was in school…but thankfully his friends and family kept the work alive as of right now....

Any more British zombie films?

So far I’ve seen Shaun of the Dead and Colin which were pretty good films in my opinion....

What are some good B&W British films and shows?

What's your favourite sarnie/butty? (metro.co.uk)

The BLT has been crowned the UK’s favourite sandwich for 2024 in a recent poll, with 28% of respondents saying they were a fan....

Are you going away on holiday this year?

We’re planning on going away this year and are very likely to be staying in the UK....

Why are ALL of you in the UK unquestionably wrong about two fundamental truths?

Let’s address the absolute travesty of the imperial system and the outrageous misnomer of calling cookies ‘biscuits’ – care to justify this colossal error?...

Should the UK government embrace the Fediverse?

After hearing how poor the IT infrastructure in the British government is, I got wondering if it was time for them to implement a better solution than people running amuk on WhatsApp because there are no better options....

Have you replaced any British words with their American versions?

For example, switching out the word ‘boot’ for ‘trunk’, or ditching the word ‘rubbish’ for ‘garbage’....

What film did you watch when you were too young, and how did it traumatize you?

Jurassic Park for me. I had an amazing JP jumper when I was like…maybe 6. It was far too big for me but I loved dinosaurs. Naturally this meant I wanted to watch the film because…well I’m 6 and it’s got dinosaurs....

Brits, what are your favorite places across the country?

So like, what absolutely ridiculous thing did you take to be fact when you were a kid?

As a small child I was absolutely convinced that people in the olden days lived their day to day lives in black and white, and that they walked slightly faster than we did today (assuming a frame rate thing?)....

Viewing some used cars tomorrow: any tips?

So some idiot crashed into my car on Monday night (whilst it was parked). The best part? It’s happened twice in two years. Fun right?...

Would you be in favour of assisted dying being introduced for terminally ill patients in your country?

cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/13644411...

Anyone else noticed an increase in smelly people?

Over the past few years, I’ve noticed an increase in the number of smelly people out and about. In particular, it seems like there’s been a sharp increase in the number of people unable to clean themselves properly after going to the toilet....

What's the worst job you've ever had?

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had? What made it bad and how long did you last?

What happens if you refuse to use the right title when talking to royalty?

So as with all things, I’m watching the episode of Bluey where they dress up as the Queen. It got me wandering....

What was the first album/tape/CD you bought?

I’ll kick us off with an absolute banger…...

When did you see somebody overplay their new toy?

I’ve been watching the Rugby Cup Final this evening and fuming. They have this fancy new traveling side camera and they can’t help but use it. STOP IT!!! You are making everybody seasick. Which made me think, might you good people have examples of when somebody badly overplayed their new toy? On a completely unrelated note,...

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