Jackbox New Update Adds "Hard Mode" Which Bans the Word ‘Cum’ and Other Popular "Dirty" words. (hard-drive.net)
LOL
J.K. Rowling Explains Goblin Rebellions Were About States’ Rights (hard-drive.net)
$1200 Graphics Card Opens Two Extra Google Chrome Tabs (hard-drive.net)
Boeing Expresses Condolences in Advance of Second Whistleblower's Suicide (hard-drive.net)
Obsidian Announces a Much Better Fallout Show (hard-drive.net)
If only…
Obsidian Announces a Much Better Fallout Show (hard-drive.net)
If only…
Mom Confirms Extramarital Affairs with Everyone on Xbox (hard-drive.net)
Children’s Fucked-Up Little Drawings in Horror Movies, Ranked (hard-drive.net)
At the bottom of the list, we have this drawing from 1984 Christmas horror flick Silent Night, Deadly Night. Unless you are a very careful four year-old unacquainted with the concept of The Red Liquid That Nourishes, this is not a creepy drawing in the slightest, but perhaps even more importantly, it doesn’t look at all like a...
Man Espousing Right-Wing Beliefs for First Time Sees Podcast Set Magically Forming Around Him (hard-drive.net)
Gamer Simply Wants Non-Political Games, White Ethnostate (hard-drive.net)
Man Thinks Games Were Better When He Was Blind to Their Blatant Political Themes (hard-drive.net)
Kanye West Accused by Workers of Acting Like Kanye West (hard-drive.net)
God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers (hard-drive.net)
Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.
Apple Refuses to Respond to DOJ Lawsuit After Seeing Entire Thing Printed Inside Green Bubble (hard-drive.net)
David Zaslav Sells WB Frog to 8th Grade Science Class (hard-drive.net)
David Zaslav Sells WB Frog to 8th Grade Science Class [Satire] (hard-drive.net)
Scientists Fear Starfield May Spread Across Multiple Console Generations (hard-drive.net)
Nintendo Honors Game Preservation Efforts by Enshrining Names of All Who Attempt It in Lawsuit (hard-drive.net)
Top 10 Movies That Have A Climax Involving a Giant Beam in the Sky (hard-drive.net)
Why was Hollywood so obsessed with sky beams? I mean they cared more about making sky beams evil than making sure we knew how evil their producers were.
Game Developer Puts Layoffs on Seasonal Roadmap [Satire] (hard-drive.net)
Game Developer Puts Layoffs on Seasonal Roadmap [satire] (hard-drive.net)
Every Best Picture Winner Ranked by How Good a Muppets Version Would Be (hard-drive.net)
Sony Promises Helldivers 3 Will Debut With at Least Two, Possibly Three Servers (hard-drive.net)
Game Freak Lays Off 300 Pokemon (hard-drive.net)
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