Oh No! This Woman Drank So Much Sleepytime Tea She Was Pronounced Legally Dead (reductress.com)
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Deadline Set by Self Graciously Extended by Self (reductress.com)
Cool! This Woman Will Let Her Dog Lick Her on the Mouth But Won’t Drink Tap Water (reductress.com)
Some people remain vigilant when it comes to sharing germs and other contaminants. But this germaphobic lady is a little different: New York resident Willow Keaton-Levi refuses to drink tap water, but she’ll still let her dog lick her directly on the mouth!...
Thanksgiving Recipes So Good Your Family Will Accept Your Sexuality (reductress.com)
Thanksgiving is a great opportunity to reconnect with family over a delicious meal, but what if your family members still don’t accept you for who you are? If you want to finally win your family over while also finally gaining their approval of your queer and/or poly lifestyle, keep reading for five Thanksgiving recipes that...
'I Don't Like Labels,' Says Dude Talking About Genocide (reductress.com)
Wow! This Woman Is Named ‘Quevenzhané’ But She Prefers ‘I’m Gonna Butcher This’ (reductress.com)
Despite having a distinctive name, 23 year-old Quevenzhané Smith has always preferred to go by the familiar nickname, “I’m Gonna Butcher This”....
Aw! This Woman Was Only Willing to Separate People From Their Government When It Was Her and Trump (reductress.com)
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Israeli Military Promises to Enact a Ceasefire Once They Run Out of Rockets (reductress.com)
In an official statement released yesterday, Israeli military officials have said that they will absolutely enact a ceasefire the second they run out of rockets....
Interesting! Box Tops for Education Apparently Not Valid Toward Student Loans (reductress.com)
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Selfish? This Woman Insisted on the Window Seat Even Though She Has Nothing to Yearn About (reductress.com)
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This Woman Showers for 8-10 Minutes or Until Her Hair Is Al Dente (reductress.com)
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Feel Old Yet? Thousands of Furbies Approaching Menopause (reductress.com)
Hey, Nineties kids! As we’re all getting older, our beloved Furbies are as well: Thousands and thousands of Furbies are now approaching menopause, and it’s affecting everyone around them....
How I Finally Learned to Sleep on My Back (reductress.com)
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Brave! This Woman Is Still in the Right Lane Even Though She Has to Turn Left in Ten Miles (reductress.com)
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Nice! Government Finally Makes Tampons Free but Only the Light Ones (reductress.com)
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How to Walk With as Much Confidence as Your Cat Walking Across Your Keyboard (reductress.com)
‘I Have Fewer Than Two Drinks a Week,’ Says Woman at Doctor Describing Water Consumption (reductress.com)
In a story emerging from an ear, nose, and throat doctor’s office in Austin, TX, 24-year-old Dina Thompson has decided to be honest and tell her doctor that she has fewer than two drinks a week....
How to Be Effortlessly Chill Even Though You’ll Never Be a Bossa Nova Song (reductress.com)
Everyone wants to be That Girl – cool, calm, collected without ever trying too hard to be cool, calm, or collected. But nobody is as laid-back and effortlessly cool as a bossa nova song playing in a hotel lobby on a warm summer’s day: the ultimate definition of smooth and self-assured. If you’ve ever been in an elevator or...
Drinking Water Would Solve All My Problems. Here's Why I Won't Do It (reductress.com)
For some time now, I have been victim to a number of health-related issues: I’m tired, cranky, constantly hungry, plagued by headaches, and my pee is a harrowing mustard yellow. I’ve tried googling my symptoms and asking friends and family what I can do to improve my quality of life, and the answer I get is always the same:...
