Selfish? This Woman Insisted on the Window Seat Even Though She Has Nothing to Yearn About
The headline is the whole joke.
discodoubloon, 
I love looking out the window and pretending my fingers are army men starving in the desert waiting to get home to the wife.
discodoubloon, Or the husband who gives a shit.
XTornado, Just to find out the wife has been fucking your best friend Mike all this time.
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