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fartsparkles, 9 months ago (edited 9 months ago) to CanadaPolitics in Air Canada Introduces New “Vomit Free” Seating Class For Additional $50 | The Toronto Harold [satire]

OP ate Ths Onion on this one, eh?

For anyone confused, this article is satire.

Six, 9 months ago

OP ate Ths Onion on this one, eh?

If you mean me, I certainly know that it is satire. I even tagged it as satire in the title.

Zellith, 9 months ago

For now.

Bunnylux, 9 months ago to CanadaPolitics in Air Canada Introduces New “Vomit Free” Seating Class For Additional $50 | The Toronto Harold [satire]

I ate the onion 🧅

rhythmisaprancer, 9 months ago to CanadaPolitics in Air Canada Introduces New “Vomit Free” Seating Class For Additional $50 | The Toronto Harold [satire]

I would think sitting in someone else's vomit would be looked upon as a public health hazard! I can't imagine this would hold up well in a legal setting.

captainlezbian, 9 months ago to CanadaPolitics in Air Canada Introduces New “Vomit Free” Seating Class For Additional $50 | The Toronto Harold [satire]

“No seriously what do you think you can do about this? You’re our bitch. Now bark like a dog and we might let you on the plane.”

ImplyingImplications, 9 months ago to CanadaPolitics in Air Canada Introduces New “Vomit Free” Seating Class For Additional $50 | The Toronto Harold [satire]

That’s a nice seat you got there. It’d be a real shame if someone where to vomit on it. How about you give me $50 and I’ll make sure that don’t happen. What do you say?

Six, 9 months ago to CanadaPolitics in The TTC Is Replacing Queen Streetcars With Stagecoaches And Some Residents Are Not Happy | The Toronto Harold [satire]

In Ottawa, I would probably take the stagecoaches at this point.