Nespresso

dhrystone,
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Red and green light appeared on #Nespresso machine this morning. Means it needs to be descaled. I wanted coffee. Did all the button presses to cancel the mode so I could have a morning coffee first. Nope. DESCALE ME!!! Mode couldn’t be deferred. I came one second away from smashing my fist through the machine, through the solid granite countertop beneath it and through the cupboard full of mugs beneath that. DESCALE ME. Descale this, you piece of shit. (double finger guns to crotch)

Now descaling. 😡😡😡

EpiphanicSynchronicity,
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@dhrystone Yuck. I hate that kind of thing, especially when I want #coffee. Glad I’ve stayed with my faithful #Bialetti. It always works.

dhrystone,
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Machine descaled and the light STILL shows red/green. However it’s just cosmetic because it functions normally now and doesn’t force the descale cycle anymore. Not sure how long it will be before my OCD finally wins and I call their support just to tell me how to turn the ready light back to green (from red/green). #firstworldproblems

jan,
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Having had the "pleasure" of using a #Nespresso while on vacation, I'm even more convinced I'll never buy one.

Fast? Sure.
Decent coffee? Depends entirely on what you buy.

A crapton of waste? Definitely.

peturdainn,
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@jan 13 years ago I bought my wife a Melitta Caffeo Solo for her birthday, it even made me switch from tea to coffee.
You need to clean it well on the inside at least once a week, but for the rest it's always ready to make a good coffee

cliophate,
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Europeans. Is there any decent -compatible for the 2x per week I have to go to the office?

dnc,
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dhrystone,
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Gotta say, the Fortado flavor is great. I particulo like it with extra frotho milko. It’s the perfecto drinko for a slow, leisuro wake-uppo in the morno.

serpicojam,
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The talented and funny Jake Reed unboxes the he purchased on Prime Day for his . . .

https://youtu.be/Q3NKnQTFawM

dhrystone,
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Love our , but the amount of foam their “centrifusion” technique generates - not crema, mind you - is a little excessive.

governa,
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Domain Serves Up Steamy Cup of Phish, No Cream or Sugar ☕ ⚠️

https://www.darkreading.com/cyberattacks-data-breaches/nespresso-domain-phish-cream-sugar

dnc,
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dhrystone,
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My favourite coffee ( Bianco Forte) in my favourite mug.

dnc,
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dnc,
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dnc,
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dhrystone, (edited )
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If anyone (like me) is an addict, have a $10 off $40 or more coupon, valid only for today I think, or at least not for very much longer. GET10 is the code. ☕️

dnc,
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dhrystone,
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Houston, we.. uhh.. MAY have a problem.

serpicojam,
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Admission: I’ve seen it several times but I still don’t understand that commercial.

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