2kool4idkwhat,

I choose 1, 2, 9 (red, cyan, black)

I’d love to be a catgirl, and not having to sleep would give me lots of extra free time

splatsune,

Cyan, yellow, green. Let me sleep but fuck let me be rid of this damn hair

Ranger,

I read it as sleep is optional.

splatsune,

Ah then maybe that instead of the 20 bucks… I’d be more inclined to pick it if like, I could always get the amount of sleep I needed but only 8 hours of time would pass.

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

6, 8, 9. Anyone that chooses something else is crazy. Experienced pizza maker can make $40 an hour in my neighborhood (high CoL) the cat thing I could change by the hour! And nobody else doesn’t sleep! I could take advantage of that in many ways.

chatokun,

Black, blue, and either red or brown. Maybe red higher. Pink I already have.

Etterra,

Water tastes like Mt Dew to you? Neat.

RizzRustbolt, (edited )

6 three times.

Suffer the wrath of the Pizza Overlord, mortals.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Oh fuck

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

I don’t have a cat (did in the past, was an indoor cat) but there’s many roaming my neighbourhood because it’s still apparently difficult for Australians to understand how fucked that is.

I’d like to be able to talk to cats.

So I’d go have a chat to them and explain what longer, healthier lives they’d have at home. Free from disease, injury and the risk of being hit by car. I’d tell them to go home.

I’d also explain to them, that if they keep visiting my house, that eventually my dog might get one. And if he doesn’t, I’ll trap them and take them to the pound because their shit families are unlikely to have chipped them.

superterran,
@superterran@discuss.online avatar

All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice

AceFuzzLord,

Red, pink, and black. As a furry, why wouldn’t I choose red? With the pink pill, the water wouldn’t really change flavor as I’m a big water fan. And with never having to sleep, I’d be able to get less done in more time… wait…

sxan, (edited )
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

5, 7, 9 (blue, pink, black)

This is an excellent one, BTW, because I think “obviously,” and then read other people’s and think “wtf? Really??”

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

5, 7, and 9 would be my choices if I wasn’t married. I guess I would probably still pick 7, just so I can be confident my wife likes the way I look.

FiniteBanjo,

$20

Don’t Sleep

People Find You Attractive but I destroy it so that its dark power can never be used.

P.S. Jokes on you I’m already a master pizza chef, water is already my favorite drink, and my hairy body is perfect.

Miphera,

1 3 9, water is already my favourite drink :p

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

You want hairless ears and tail? I don’t think those two pills should go together.

BomberMan9865,

Would probably be like a sphinx cat or those hairless dogs.

Miphera,

Noooooo ;-;

Maybe those will be exceptions, and it counts those like the hair on top of my head, my eyebrows etc? Or I just need to make sure I take the no hair pill first, and then the other one lol

danhab99,
@danhab99@programming.dev avatar
  • top center
  • middle middle
  • top right

boy kisser

TotallynotJessica,
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

Inaccurate. Boykisser has face and body hair(fur), but you now don’t because of top right.

danhab99,
@danhab99@programming.dev avatar

Boykissers fur is soft and white and pure. If he magically transformed into a human he’d look like this:

boykissers as a human

TotallynotJessica,
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

But boykisser is a furry! This is furry erasure 😤

cookie_sabotage,

2, 3, 9 are all I need

madeline,

imagine making decisions i’m just taking triple estrogen

SVcross,
@SVcross@lemmy.world avatar

I can already talk with cats, they don’t answer tho

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