uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

All my life I wanted blue ( We’re all sexy here ) but recently my libido has gone through the floor. It’s like I still like I still like cute people but my brain doesn’t know what to do with them, so I pet them like I do my cat.

Etterra,

If you’re a guy then you probably have low testosterone - it happens with age. I do and the injections seriously help it.

Otherwise I have no idea, see your doctor.

A_Very_Big_Fan,

As a master pizza chef and cat whisperer who doesn’t need to sleep, I could easily make enough money to buy estrogen and laser hair removal.

iAvicenna, (edited )

wait there are people who don’t pick 8? what is wrong with y’all? I am more like 8, 8 and 8

OrgunDonor,
@OrgunDonor@lemmy.world avatar

I wouldn’t pick 8, but I am a dog person. Oh,and I just don’t want to be insulted by cats all the time.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Do you have cats? Had have you ever had cats?

There have been times I’ve wanted 8, but only because I wish I could explain to them why, or tell them how much I love them. But I’m also convinced that, like a 4 y/o, you could explain why without them either caring or really understanding, and I’m also pretty sure now I know how to let them know I love them in ways they already understand. And I think I already understand most of what they’re saying. So I feel as if 8 would be a waste.

iAvicenna,

I lived with domesticated and street cats for most of my childhood. Where I am from is filled with cats basically. It is indeed easy to understand basic stuff but the range of cat characteristics is so varied that I always imagined it would be really fun to be able to talk to them.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

And that’s cool; they’re your pills, and we could even trade services. The occasional communication would be interesting. I just (personally) already get enough of the “I’m hungry” yowl, and don’t really need to be hearing it in English all the time.

oatscoop, (edited )

I mean … they’re still cats with cat brains – you’re not going to be having deep conversations with them.

The vast majority of their language is body language and you can figure out what they’re “saying” by just looking at them. Also, they’re cats: even if they know what you’re trying to say if it’s something they don’t like they won’t care.

MachineFab812, (edited )

All teh B’s: Blue, Brown, Black. Runners up: Ketchup and Mustard.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Same, but I’d swap pink for brown, because dieting would be easier and I can already talk to my cats.

MachineFab812,

I already enjoy the taste of water, and if brown doesn’t include understanding what my cats say, I’m going for red, because if I don’t have to worry about being rejected over cat ears and a tail, why the hell not? Gimme some of that night vision too though…

Iamdanno,

I get the facial hair, but what will you do with no body?

TotallynotJessica,
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

Be made of only body hair.

MBM,

Existing as a disembodied voice sounds neat

letsgo,

Two blue and one pink. If I can only have one of each, swap a blue for a black.

illectrility,

I only need one… is that allowed?

troglodytis,

$20 is $20

Ultragigagigantic, (edited )
@Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world avatar

Which pill let’s me vote for a political party that will legalize all drugs?

partmussels,

The issue isn’t that people I find attractive find me attractive, the issue is my personality.

Anyway. I’d like to talk with cats and hear them adorably insult me the whole time.

occhineri,

Let’s see…

  • Water is my favourite drink - check
  • I don’t sleep - check
  • I’m a master pizza chef - check…a bit
  • Don’t you touch my hairyness!

Sooo, here’s my choice:

  • talk with cats
  • ears and tail
  • 20 dollars
Snailpope,

5,7,9 all the way. I’m happily married, but people are typically nicer to you if they find you attractive and I have a pretty low bar

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

🤝

billwashere,

Yep. Totally agree.

McLoud,

Blue, pink, black.

Th3D3k0y,

Do they find me as attractive as I find them? I’m pretty sure I think my wife is much cuter than she thinks I am.

MachineFab812,

Asking the real questions!

TheCoolerMia,
@TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

u dont need purple, pink or brown if u’re willing to learn and if u’re a master pizza chef that understands cats and can trick ur own mind u also wont need blue :3 and maybe that attraction will also get free laser sessions so u wont need yellow! :D

MacedWindow,
@MacedWindow@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll take the column on the right. A pizza chef who doesn’t need to sleep or shave sounds like all my problems taken care of in one go!

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