Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, to the marvel of the modern age—Electric Pants! In this fabulous year of 2024, we bring you the future of fashion and function combined into one revolutionary garment.

Introducing the Electri-Slacks!

Imagine a world where your trousers do more than just cover your legs. With the flick of a switch, these electrifying pants provide you with unmatched comfort and warmth on even the chilliest of days.

• Thermo-Control Technology: Keep cozy with adjustable heat settings.
• Sleek Design: Fashioned with the finest materials, ensuring you look sharp and stay warm.
• Battery-Powered Brilliance: Powered by the latest in portable battery packs, discreetly tucked away.

Gone are the days of bulky layers and shivering in the cold. The Electri-Slacks are perfect for the businessman on the go, the outdoor enthusiast, or anyone who wants to embrace the electric era of convenience.

For a limited time only, order your pair of Electri-Slacks and receive a complimentary pocket radio—the perfect accessory for the man of tomorrow.

Don't be left in the past, stride into the future with Electri-Slacks—the pants that are electrifying the nation!

Order now and experience the charge of innovation!

Hi everyone!
I guess a few things that make me… me.
I’m a native Houstonian. Older GenXer.
Former Marine journalist and photographer.
I’m married to a wonderful caring woman. Yeah… gay.

I’m a parent. Small business owner. I use ellipses way more than a person should.
Kinda into photography, songwriting, hammering metal, short stories, watercolor… stuff.

I like riding my bike and I love my dog.

Oh… and I’m a trans girl.
So yeah. Just your average every day model ‘Murican.