Kornblumenratte,

This thumbnail is a bit misleading – I saw two workers just a little taller than an Roman dodecahedron?!! That must be the biggest ever discovered!!! Severe disappointion followed suite…

LucidLethargy,

I see DND is older than most people think!

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I’m telling you, it’s a decorative lamp.

ComradePorkRoll,

Blacksmith. Benchy.

dotslashme,

Probably a fancy napkin ring

404,

What about: a smith’s graduation test?

woodytrombone,

This is a resonator. You put one or more fossils inside it to alch gear with a guaranteed set of affixes.

_dev_null,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

I love it when I buy a piece of gear from trade and it’s got a resonator about to pop.

beetus,

That’s an incubator!

acockworkorange,

An ancient self sealing stem bolt analogue.

kbal,
@kbal@fedia.io avatar

Put one in the kitchen and the power of platonic solids will keep your knives sharp for longer.

Stalinwolf,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

I saw someone using one of these to weave or knit or something, and it seemed to me a pretty good explanation.

Edit: If it’s truly such a mystery, is it at all possible these only exist because they looked interesting? Just a knick-knack for your shelf?

“Did you see those things Caius Cosades is making down at the den? Not much you can with them, but they’re neat.”

It’s not as though we don’t make pointless and artistic things today.

Bernie_Sandals,
@Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.world avatar

Caius Cosades

Best game ever

KISSmyOS,

Except those objects were found in coin hordes and the graves of rich aristocrats, and must have been too valuable to be a simple knitting tool.
And for some reason, this style of knitting would have then disappeared until it was reinvented the 16th century.

damirK,

Maybe it was the original NFT

VindictiveJudge,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

They also almost never show any signs of wear and tear beyond having been buried for centuries.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Models for ones made out of more brittle material like fired clay or wood?

thisbenzingring,

the Roman’s did a bunch of things that were lost and then relearned, so I wouldn’t rule that out.

KISSmyOS, (edited )

If it’s truly such a mystery, is it at all possible these only exist because they looked interesting? Just a knick-knack for your shelf?

It’s one of the most convincing theories, but also a bit unsatisfying. The question then becomes, why they were made in relatiely large numbers (so that hundreds could be found) with that very specific shape in different parts of the empire.

Duke_Nukem_1990,

I heard those are great for protection against Mindflayer larvae.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Be careful, though, they sometimes have mindflayers inside them who want to have sex with you.

Signtist,

I’m just waiting for some guy to come forward and explain that he’s been locating dig sites ahead of archeologists for years and planting these around just to fuck with them.

Maalus,

No need, it’s been solved basically. You knit gloves with them. Or rather the fingers. They are only found in colder climates / up north. There are videos of people using replicas of them to knit gloves.

Nawor3565,

There’s not a scientific consensus on that. It’s a good theory, but stating it as an accepted fact is inaccurate.

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

“It’s been solved basically

Almost always translates to “This is the theory I like most so it’s the answer I’ll run with.”

friendofafriendofafriend,

I feel like the point isn’t that it MUST have been used for knitting (even if it could have been), but that we should be open to more possibilities before defaulting to a religious explanation.

Blue_Morpho,

Knitting is religious?

KISSmyOS,

Why not make it out of wood then?

bedrooms,

Dildo. That's my default hypothesis for anything unexplained.

Example:

  • Who's Satoshi's father? – Dildo.
AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Once they are all unearthed, the Old Ones shall return to reclaim the Earth.

CyberEgg,

It’s clearly an ancient fidget toy. Those romans had a headstart on ADHD, how much knowledge has been lost /s

Darkard,

The holes are all slightly different sizes. It’s for measuring spaghetti servings

Zron,

Knowing the Romans, it might be for measuring cock girth of their house boys.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Sorry I prefer a size 3 not a size 6. What am I? Some barbarian like the Phoenicians?

acockworkorange,

I wonder if a wooden dowel with a matching engraving wouldn’t fit there or something.

sirico,
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