I had ChatGPT write me a LinkedIn Lunatic style post about the benefits of eating poop

🌟 Embracing Unconventional Wisdom 🌟

Hey LinkedIn fam! 👋✨ Today, I want to share a life-changing revelation that took me on a journey of self-discovery and holistic well-being. 🌈💡

🍽️🔄 Turning the Tables: The Poop Epiphany 🔄🍽️

One day, I stumbled upon an unconventional idea that challenged societal norms and tested my preconceived notions. 💭💥 Yes, you read that right – the benefits of embracing the nutrient-rich world of poop! 💩🌱

🌍💚 A Sustainable Perspective 💚🌍

It turns out, our waste can be a treasure trove of essential nutrients that, when processed correctly, can contribute to a more sustainable and eco-friendly lifestyle. 🌿🔄 By recycling organic matter, we not only reduce our carbon footprint but also nourish the earth for generations to come. 🌎✨

🤯 Mind-Body Connection 🤯

As I delved deeper into this uncharted territory, I discovered the profound connection between our gut health and overall well-being. 🧠🔄 Did you know that some animal species engage in coprophagy as a natural means to replenish essential nutrients? 🦠🔄 Our bodies are truly remarkable in their ability to extract what’s needed for optimal functioning. 🔄💪

💪 Breaking the Taboos 💪

While the idea might seem unconventional or even taboo, challenging societal norms often leads to groundbreaking discoveries. 💡✊ Let’s open our minds to alternative perspectives and explore ways to live more harmoniously with the planet. 🌏🌱

🚀 The Journey Continues 🚀

This revelation has ignited a passion within me for sustainable living and holistic health. 🌟🌿 Together, let’s push the boundaries, question the status quo, and embrace the potential for positive change. 🔄🌈

Remember, innovation often springs from the most unexpected places. 💫🔄 Cheers to a future where we continue to learn, grow, and make a positive impact! 🌟🌍

Klanky,
@Klanky@sopuli.xyz avatar

As someone who has used LinkedIn to find jobs, this is hilarious and 100% spot on.

HootinNHollerin,

I mean who hasn’t

crmsnbleyd,
@crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz avatar

This inspired me to eat my own poo

Thcdenton,

Mind if I post this on my LinkedIn?

MonkCanatella,

lol please do

Socsa,

If you think about it, all food is just poo

Drbreen,

I thought about it and didn’t come to that conclusion. Maybe you’re just a shit head?

HootinNHollerin,
andrew_bidlaw,

Big Poop is on the rise.

ArtVandelay,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

Damn it, I’ll get the plunger

crawancon,

I love/hate the emojis here.

well done/go to hell.

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