gmtom, This one would be funnier if it said slightly less.
InternetCitizen2, The real solution is to not go to Applebee’s and make your own frozen food at home.
Ludrol, 
son_named_bort, Do they have the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees?
ramius345,
TheGiantKorean, 
Welcome to Dicks. Can I help you find anything?
Crack0n7uesday, There’s a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick’s and their motto for a while was “eat a bag of Dick’s”.
Railing5132, And as Sir Mix-A-Lot said: “Dick’s is the place where the cool hang out; the swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout”
AngryCommieKender, This just proves to me more and more that my business partners were/are prudes. We started a bratwurst stand. I wanted our slogan to be “We just want our sausage in your mouth.” They voted it down because it was “too risqué.”
hungryphrog, That’s an awesome slogan. Fu- I mean “screw” prudes.
shrugs, Wasn’t it hooters that was later called butt fuckers in Idiocracy? I expect better from all of you
Bahnd, The scene was for the burger chain Fudruckers where they kept misspelling the name
tmyakal, When I was in high school, the girls’ running team made shirts that said, “Fast girls have good times.” It’s been more than twenty years, and I still think about how funny that double-entendre is.
So, yeah, you would’ve sold a lot more weiners.
shrugs, Here in Germany we had an ad for a “Tiefbauunternehmen” / “civil engineering company”.
The German name translates to “deep building company”. Their slogan: “Experten für untenrum” / “professionals for the parts down below”.
I hope the translation works
AngryCommieKender, The translation works. Dick jokes are dick jokes.
melpomenesclevage, not necessarily a dick joke in English; sounds like they could handle whatever youve got and whatever you want accomplished with it.
AngryCommieKender, Fair enough
melpomenesclevage, if its only a dick joke in German, they come off as way more competent in English.
AngryCommieKender, I dunno, don’t speak German
TheGiantKorean, This is amazing. Would eat Dick’s.
prole,
Wilzax, I’ll have the balls
DNOS, I Will have the bees
NakariLexfortaine, Have any been spotted?
MargotRobbie, Applebee’s is a bar, so all bees served at Applebee’s are technically, Bar Bees.
(Now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services)
Syd, Oh Margot not only are you an incredible actress but a hilarious comedian! So cool we have a famous celebrity like you within the fediverse!
scarilog, That’s esteemed academy award nominated actress Margot Robbie to you!
MargotRobbie, Finally. Thank you.
Bubs, “Welcome to Applebee’s! Would you like apples or bees?”
“Bees?”
“HE PICKED THE BEES!” chefs angrily shake jars of bees
kambusha, Spiders it is, then.
AngryCommieKender, This is an Applebee’s, not an Outback Steakhouse
DSTGU,
shrugs, Source?
roguetrick, I usually get my spiders from my basement.
Literati, I can visualize this so clearly and it feels like a fever dream
Cowbee, Haven’t had bees, but crickets are pretty good once you get over the initial mental hurdle. Kinda crunchy and earthy.
Sotuanduso, I had salt and vinegar crickets. They were good, as long as you didn’t try to savor them.
prole, Careful, you might trigger a conservative.
Sotuanduso, Why are conservatives what come to mind when you hear of salt and vinegar crickets?
prole,
Sotuanduso, I’ve seen this kind of thinking, but I still just think about the time I ate crickets.
captainlezbian, Well some of us haven’t done that so we mostly think of people losing their shit over it
Sotuanduso, You should try it if you can. It’s much nicer thinking of culinary experiences than thinking of people making political drama over bugs of all things.
captainlezbian, I’m a vegetarian so I’d rather not
Sotuanduso, Freakin liberals trying to push their vegan agenda, smh my hands.
captainlezbian, Mx. this is Lemmy, we don’t have liberals here
prole, I’ve just noticed that any time anyone ever brings up eating insects, or making flour out of insects, on the internet, some right wing dumbass reveals themself. Maybe lemmy is different, but I’ve seen that here too.
Cowbee, Lemmy has scant-few conservatives.
prole, Depends on the instance
Cowbee, I had mine in taco form. Spiced with cumin and probably fried, they were good when the legs weren’t getting stuck in my teeth, haha
EmpathicVagrant, I had some salted chocolate covered ones years back, that was a whole delight.
Cowbee, Ohhh, nice! I love salt with chocolate, mole is a great treat too.
EmpathicVagrant, I can’t believe you’d eat Comfortable Doug like that.
corsicanguppy, u
Saved two letters, Skippy. Your efficiency makes up for the news that we’re not worth 2 letters.
A_Very_Big_Fan, It’s Twitter, dude. You’re limited by character count
chatokun, Some creole languages actually use single letters like that, so some people you’re mocking may just be doing habits from their native language. Why bother complaining? It’s such a minor thing to get up in arms about.
feedum_sneedson, hilarious take
5C5C5C, Honestly it’s the right call. We’re really not worth it.
Slovene, “We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”
PopcornPrincess, On the flip side, you’ll get free lip fillers and fresh honey.
andrew_s, 
"So the choice is ... or bees?" (which is two Eddie Izzard references in one)
HowShouldIKnow, I’ll have the chicken
mokus, My god it’s full of bees!
Emptiness, 
I’ll have the chicken then.
Blahaj_Blast, (edited ) 
Wife: what are you thinking about having?
Me: my ass ate out
Waiter:… I’ll give you some more time.
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