NakariLexfortaine

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NakariLexfortaine,

Sounds like a neat concept, but I’m hoping it’s something more than Eternal but in the Middle Ages. I was kinda excited when they said Eternal/TAG was the end of the Slayers story, wouldn’t mind seeing the world through someone else’s eyes for a bit.

NakariLexfortaine,

They took the buffet out of KFC and Shoney’s been dead for years.

Someone had to pick up the slack, and a good buffet goes great with the peanuts.

NakariLexfortaine,

That’s just Tim Curry.

There is no scene left unchewed from his presence, and it’s goddamn glorious.

NakariLexfortaine,

Look at how casual they’re acting.

That’s a kid who loves the Power Glove.

NakariLexfortaine,

Don’t underestimate a chicken.

I’ll give it to the human 9 out of 10 times, but that 10th is the one who went for the eyes and succeeded.

Those feet are no joke. Sure, it’s probably not going to kill you, but you’re going to be in for a world of pain if things go wrong.

NakariLexfortaine,

At this point, it’s not even a zombie.

The Atari shambling around today is Frankensteins Monster without the self-awareness, merely ripping parts off to replace when needed.

NakariLexfortaine,

Waffle House has a bigger menu than most people realize, you just have to actually request a full menu. It’s actually on the fine print on the menus.

I only know this because I worked absolutely awful shifts and the only place open when I got off was either Waffle House or another diner, so I spent way too much time with coworkers at both.

NakariLexfortaine,

After 10-13 hours on the factory floor, I don’t know that you’d call any of us of sound mind or body.

But lemme tell you, at that particular point of 3:20AM, knowing your week just hit the halfway point without counting OT, that waffle was a gift from the heavens.

NakariLexfortaine,

You can get a lot of things in a can.

Pasta. Meat. Cheeseburgers.

Whole chicken.

NakariLexfortaine,

That was my thought.

Men got themselves a hobby they enjoy, and gets to share with others. Two amazing things for someones overall mental health. Sounds like someone living the dream.

NakariLexfortaine,

It’s not fun.

Like, legitimately. It sounds fun, but then you sit down and do it, and realize there is little, if anything, redeemable even as a joke. By the time you’re done, everyone will hate themselves.

And that’s without playing an actual game. I think we made it 3 sessions before we figured out it just wasn’t a fun game to play, even with tongue firmly punching out of our cheeks the entire time.

NakariLexfortaine,

How’s the land looking?

Like, can I expect a rainbow volcano anytime soon? Or are you planning Gay Space first? Because if you’re 50/50, I will make sacrifices to the Gaycano. Fabulous, fabulous sacrifices.

NakariLexfortaine,

They really want martyrs to prop up, don’t they?

How long until they bring out an actual body to praise over for their “noble sacrifice”? Bottle the fucking tears to drink while they demonize the “enemy”.

NakariLexfortaine,

I’m making a note here; “Huge success”

NakariLexfortaine, (edited )

“I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream”.

I realize most might just see it as unsettling, but I’ve known someone like AM. Obviously not a giant supercomputer, but with that much hate. With that much blind rage, that everyone around him must suffer for daring to exist. That would happily keep someone alive just to bring them more pain.

As much as I love that story, every time I read it leaves me a little more terrified, looking over my shoulder, waiting until I’m put in my cage because I dared break free, even almost 20 years later.

NakariLexfortaine,

I actually finally got around to playing it for myself fairly recently! I was actually surprised at just how well they got the discomfort across, it took some genuine talent to bring those scenes to life.

NakariLexfortaine,

Well, I guess it would depend on the amount of blood-drinking population, but on the assumption they’re the majority…

Eventually. Probably actually start off with the elitism, with small-batch releases of “synth blood”, then work its way into mass production, and then back to high end “blood brewers” trying new and fancy things to push against the mass market.

NakariLexfortaine,

I feel like GOG deserves at least some respect. They don’t have a perfect track record, by any means, but I find them at least reliable, decent sales, have gotten some fun freebies out of them in the past.

And, hey, shopping cart. Which shouldn’t be a selling point, I’m fucking flabbergasted that it came to this on any platform, but that’s another point above EPIC.

NakariLexfortaine,

Oh yay, my Sim can watch real ads in-between in-game TV shows while listening to Katy Perry in Simlish, wearing their official Diesel clothes, and putting on their MAC makeup.

Can’t wait to be blasted with a stuff pack full of vintage Pepsi-Cola™ merchandise next!

NakariLexfortaine,

“The screaming stops…”

“Alright, open the door.”

“… And the Infernal chanting begins.”

“Closethedoorclosethegoddamndoor.”

NakariLexfortaine,

I generally wait until it would have the most impact.

A couple times handling some mind-controlled guards? Yeah, sure, they’re probably pretty dumb and not going to respond well.

Keep doing it while raiding the BBEGs territory? They’re going to catch on, and it’s going to bite you in the ass. Won’t just throw out a TPK for it, but you’re going to get an in-game warning that they’re catching on, it’s just up to the players to heed it or not.

Though I will spare a party consequences if they use it again in a more clever way than before, like it becomes a step in a greater trap.

NakariLexfortaine,

If you know of a better way to make the freshest fried shit-on-a-stick, the entire industry is all ears.

Mainly due to severe oil burns, but the execs are sensitive, so we don’t bring it up around them.

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