Kolanaki, 
Waitress: Anything else, sir?
Duck: Got any grapes?
letsgo, “What about the vegetables?” “They’ll have the same” - Thatcher, Spitting Image.
hungryphrog,
wieson, Just one single lasagna please
MBM,
samus12345, 
Duck: “I’ll have the duck.”
edgemaster72, 
YaDownWitCPP, Nah, that ducks looking for some grapes.
FilthyShrooms, Bum bum bum
ChilledPeppers, “And he waddled away”
unreachable, 
EdibleFriend, 
I love how happy the punchline made them
Zaros, 
Not happy, just relieved. The duck has been dining on human flesh all morning.
SturgiesYrFase, 
Buuuuut Caaaarrrrrl!
Wrong animal I know…but the both have long necks, and love to eat human faces!
Viking_Hippie, long necks, and love to eat human faces!
The entirety of the “what I’m looking for” portion of my dating site profile.
SturgiesYrFase, Shame I’m married then
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