JayObey711,

Fun fact of the day: extreme constipation can result in build up that can reach all the way to your stomach. If the situation does not clear up soon after, patients might throw up poop. This is extremely dangerous and often results in suffocation by shit.

cordlesslamp,

You’re trolling, right? RIGHT!?

PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE TROLLING!! PLEASE!!!

ture,

He’s not and btw the proper name for this used in German is “Misere” which is originally Latin meaning “have mercy” but the word is also used to just described something as a really bad situation.

Tebbie,

Best fun fact of the day that I have ever read.

jeena, (edited )
@jeena@jemmy.jeena.net avatar

lemmy.world/post/616615 there are great tips in that thread, I think you can find a way.

cyborganism,

The OG Lemmy meme.

someguy3,

3 days is one thing, 8 days is impossible, (unless you don’t eat anything.)

bionicjoey,

Honestly, over 8 days, I feel like even if you only drank some kind of liquid nutrients, your body would still filter out enough solids that you’d have something moving through your colon

intensely_human,

Well sure, if what you’re drinking is “liquid nutrients” then it’s not much of a fast though.

EnderMB,

I have a newborn that hasn’t had a shit for 5 days. According to our doctor, anything under 10 days is “normal”.

So to answer the question…breastmilk?

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Delicious, nutritious, shitless

threelonmusketeers,

My dad once said, “if breast milk is the perfect food, babies shouldn’t have to poop”.

jeena,
@jeena@jemmy.jeena.net avatar

I did a 7 days water fast and as far as I remember I only pooped on the second day or something.

tube.jeena.net/w/hSpSWFhcCMwVUtBq1CdZJQ

Confused_Emus,

And on the seventh day, God dropped a holy deuce and rested.

Tikiporch,

Easy. Only #1 in your hotel room bathroom, #2 in the hotel lobby bathroom, restaurant bathroom, or any other public bathroom.

Elocomanzo,

Poopourry on Amazon. It helps.

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

Matches too, way cheaper

A_Random_Idiot,

i miss the days of my bygone youth when i only shat once a week.

and it was a firm, sturdy shit, One roll of toilet paper would last me months…never required more than the safety wipe.

Guy_Fieris_Hair,

Just shit, because you are human and shitting is a thing that humans do.

A_Random_Idiot,

shit is a thing that some humans are, too.

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

this guy shits

Jackhammer_Joe,

this guy humans

Johanno,

So you are saying if I date androids they shit only if they have a fetish?

T00l_shed,

Hey bb, do you shit with that ass?

ClusterBomb,
@ClusterBomb@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The real accurate captcha. No bots will ever simulate this.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

What about that robot scientists made that is literally just a digestive tract that shits?

Etterra,

Super glue your anus shut.

Disclaimer, do not do this, it’s a horribly painful way to die.

dream_weasel,

Ha! I super glued mine OPEN as a joke!

A_Random_Idiot,

“Haha guys, look at how open and easy to get into my anus is? what a joke right! look at it! dripping with lube as I shake it around provocatively! What a lark!”

Thcdenton,

Girl just poop

p5yk0t1km1r4ge,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

I couldn’t make it past three days. The pain was excruciating. Do not recommend. And what I left in the toilet that final day…it wasn’t natural.

Chef_Boyardee,

Did it break the seal of the water?

irreticent,

No, but it was the size of a baby seal.

dutchkimble,

With facials scars and everything

BeigeAgenda,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Sugar free Haribo gummy bears, never mind that’s the opposite.

tacosanonymous,

Idk if you can get them anymore after all the ruckus.

Etterra,

Well once you’ve finished you’ll be so cleared out that you’ll have a waste deficit.

JasonDJ,

Olestra Pringles. Damn you Pringles, the “once you pop you can’t stop” happens twice!

Fizz,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Ah finally a topic that aligns with lemmys expertise.

TrickDacy,

What a bizarre way to live, pretending you don’t shit

dependencyinjection,

Pretty sure it’s a joke

Kusimulkku,

You sweet summer child

Dasus,

Might be, but it’s also very much doable.

When I went to confirmation camp, it was on an island with no water toilets, only outhouses. Some of my peers just wouldn’t use them for shitting, as they had never had to be without a “regular” toilet.

When there was a visiting day like a week after the start of the camp, I think someone had felt too nauseous and given in. I know this because I was assigned to empty the outhouse barrels. Which some mischievous visitors (older siblings who had gone through the camp themselves a year or couple before) had filled up to the brim with a hose, so all the shit was in liquid.

When we emptied them I saw a shit log the size of my forearm. All veiny and shit. Wouldn’t be out of place in the South Park episode about massive poos.

So idk man, I think it’s a joke but also, people do do that. (“Doo-doo”, hehehe.)

NikkiDimes,

When I’m traveling, my digestive system just shuts down. I went on a trip recently and I didn’t shit for a week. That first shit looked as you described and nearly tore my asshole open. At least the toilet had a bidet.

Dasus,

I think there’s definitely something to that. I don’t really have a problem shitting anywhere, but it’s still crazy sometimes how much my need to excrete accelerates the closer to home I get. Like coming home from a store and you’re not really even feeling the need, but then in the hallway, suddenly, you do, intensely.

Etterra,

I think chubbyemu covered a case where this was done and almost killed the person.

psycho_driver,

It does kill people. I had a friend die from not shitting for like 16 days and when they went to do the surgery to remove the compacted shit he died. Pretty ignoble way to go.

Timecircleline,

I’m sorry for your loss. Are there any memories you’d like to share other than the reason for their passing? I know if I lost someone I loved like that I’d want to share the important things about them, while I also understand wanting to share the potential dangers that people might not be considering from interrupting bodily functions.

psycho_driver,

Well, he was a former boss. He was very cool as far as bosses went. Tried to hit on one of my co-workers all the time and then I ended up marrying her and he was happy for us and came to the wedding. He also wrote my letter of recommendation to go into management for that company. He left that job several years later and went back to truck driving. I think the bad diet and wonky schedule led to the medical condition.

Timecircleline,

Thank you for sharing. It sounds like he was overall a decent man, who had a fair share of impact on your life. I’m sorry again for that loss.

cumskin_genocide,

Opiates

Tebbie,

A trick I have is to eat less and eat fiber.

Bobmighty,

Shit yourself in front of him, angry face style. Like a pain shit you’re mad at. No embarrassment or tears. Own it. If he loves you after that, marry him

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