Tikiporch

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Tikiporch,

I live in a decent size county, and our three animal control agents only works four hours a day six days a week and all calls go through 911. So if animal control aren’t available, I could see 911 sending a cop…although he had an animal lasso, so maybe they do both jobs in that city.

Tikiporch,

I have a remote job with a defined “territory”, which my job never requires me to explore (think regional manager that doesn’t report to an office). Five years ago I asked my boss to move, they said no, I moved anyway and just never changed my address in the system. I have a permanent mail forwarding set up, and file an additional state tax form every year, but other than that it has caused me no problems.

Tikiporch,

I didn’t look too deeply at the cast, but Jenna Ortega is in this.

If she ends up in a remake of The Munsters, I’m afraid she is gonna typecast herself.

Tikiporch,

Unless it’s meat from a butcher or produce, it has a nutritional label.

Tikiporch,

Bugs don’t care what type of green you have in your lawn. You can even mow.

Just don’t spray insecticide on your lawn.

Edit: also, why the fuck would you remove existing lawn to replace it with new growth? That’s like indiscriminately bulldozing every home in a city to rebuild them with whatever is the current trend in sustainable housing. Where do people live in the mean time? Please don’t let this person, or me for that matter, inform your opinion.

Tikiporch,

Sure, about $785,000 each should do the trick.

Tikiporch,

Some leaf blowers are also leaf suckers but it can get a bit messy since they usually mulch the leaves, too.

Tikiporch,

Best we can do is a re-release of Tears of the Kingdom for Switch 2.

Tikiporch,

Oh, I get it. It’s because they don’t have any phones on their heads.

Tikiporch,

The petroleum industry as it stands today wouldn’t exist without human rights abuses. It’s almost a prerequisite for large scale success in the capitalist reality in which we live.

Tikiporch,

What is an American law that’s equivalent to this?

Tikiporch,

You’re naive if you think it won’t work.

Tikiporch,

No, not that at all. What they did is unlawful in the US as well.

Tikiporch,

Impact to tourism notwithstanding, Turks and Caicos imports 75% of its goods from the US, which also supplies 99% of its petrol. They’re not putting anyone in jail for 12 years because the person accidentally had two pistol rounds in their carry-on, let alone a citizen of their biggest trade partner.

Tikiporch,

The US, and certainly it’s government, is not a monolith.

Tikiporch,

The 90s only looked like that on film sets and at rich people’s homes.

Tikiporch,

This might be the most rational comment I’ve ever read on Lemmy.

Tikiporch,

“Upon the corpses of your enemies,” is what an edge lord cyber truck owner would say.

I push a Rav4 hybrid, just FYI.

Tikiporch,

Time to spin it off into a subsidiary operating company with no climate goals to meet.

Tikiporch,

No, the university gets to license it and squeeze all the cash out first. Try again in 15 years.

Tikiporch,

I’m not sure who needs to know this, but they make angled mounting kits for ceiling fans.

Obscure screw added so appliance cannot be disassembled (lemmy.world)

Basic blender went bad (motor ran but spindle wasn’t rotating). I wanted to disassemble to see if it could be repaired. Three of the four screws were Phillips head. I had to cut the casing open in order to discover why I couldn’t unscrew the fourth. It was a slotted spanner.

Tikiporch,

Must be your eyesight, my friend. Looks normal to me…

Tikiporch,

Personally, only three, but they’re not hard for English speakers to learn. Most Americans only speak English though.

When you refer to America when typing in English, do you say États-Unis or Estados Unidos?

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