ottaross,
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Maybe we're half way there already, but in the future every tiny bit of news will prob spawn a tidal wave of AI-bot-generated conspiracy theories, such that sane people generally ignore all news except a couple of trusted news outlets.

"House fire in east end": conspiracy flood
"Traffic slow on Main st": conspiracy flood
"10% sale on milk": conspiracy flood

zazzoo,
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@ottaross I heard the deep state is trying to do away with our bagged milk.

LA stole Gretzky, then a private equity firm captured Tim Hortons! Bagged milk is all we have left! They're chipping away at our national identity, Ross. They need to be stopped!

ottaross,
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@zazzoo first they came for our bagged milk, but I said nothing because I was lactose intolerant. Then they came for our buttertarts…

johnefrancis,
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@ottaross @zazzoo surely we can 3d print our own bags?

ottaross,
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@johnefrancis @zazzoo filling them with the 0.4mm nozzle might be a bit slow, but patience is a virtue.

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