Maui truthers are so dumb they’re using a Falcon 9 photo as wildfire evidence

Khalic, 9 months ago

I laughed so hard at that... I hate this timeline but it sure is funny sometimes

Madison_rogue, 9 months ago

At least it seems you read the article. Some people comment without reading, and it's quite evident.

Unaware7013, 9 months ago

How long before Nazi Barbie is back in the news with her Jewish Space Laser accusations?

Madison_rogue, 9 months ago

I'll give it three mooches, tops.

DarkThoughts, 9 months ago

I legit thought you editorialized the headline.

14th_cylon, 9 months ago

okey, that headline is dumb as fuck as well. i think there is enough evidence for the wildfire even without the falcon 9 photo 🤣

WheeGeetheCat, 9 months ago

they’re blaming the wildfire on space lasers because these people can’t possibly admit that climate change is going to ravage our towns

14th_cylon, 9 months ago

“wildfire evidence” is evidence there was a wildfire. such evidence is widely available and no one is denying it.

what the headline wanted to say is they use it as evidence of conspiracy.

ripcord, 9 months ago

Ah, so you didn't bother reading the article.

14th_cylon, 9 months ago

try again. you can do it.

Madison_rogue, 9 months ago

So where's the evidence for such a grand claim? According to the Maui truthers, it can be found in the aforementioned Falcon 9 launch photo from May 2018. The lovely Falcon 9 streak photo has been used on Facebook, Reddit, Truth Social, and certainly other dens of conspiracy theories to purportedly show a directed energy weapon in action, blasting a target on the surface of Earth.

They're not denying the wildfires happened, they're going "space laser" cuckoo for Coca Puffs.

Zellith, 9 months ago

It was those same lasers that brought down the twin towers in 2001!

falsem, 9 months ago

Jewish space lasers can't melt steel beams!

DarkThoughts, 9 months ago

There's actually a photo of the US space laser in action, shot by a Russian spy satellite!