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CEbbinghaus, 6 days ago

Delete this

Evil_Shrubbery, 17 days ago

Omg I was afraid this meme format was dead, so glad it’s undead!

And it’s not even a low-effort one, nicely done.

Anticorp, 18 days ago

What?

phuntis, 18 days ago

please never post again

jballs, 17 days ago

“demon-cussy” is by far the most cursed thing I’ve read all day… but it’s still early.

Illegalmexicant, 18 days ago

Just the tip

captain_aggravated, 17 days ago

And, very unfortunately, only for a minute.

PugJesus, 18 days ago

Immensely cursed

uservoid1, 18 days ago

Slotin’s screwdriver slipped

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6b/The_demon_core.jpg/1024px-The_demon_core.jpg

SidewaysHighways, 18 days ago

he forgor 💀

Graphy, 18 days ago

While attempting to stack another brick around the assembly, Daghlian accidentally dropped it onto the core and thereby caused the core to go well into supercriticality, a self-sustaining critical chain reaction. He quickly moved the brick off the assembly, but received a fatal dose of radiation. He died 25 days later from acute [radiation poisoning].

Holy shit and I’m still scared to drop shit into a pot of oil

RiceMunk, 18 days ago

I’m not one to kink-shame, but why are you shitting in a pot of oil in the first place?

NakariLexfortaine, 18 days ago

If you know of a better way to make the freshest fried shit-on-a-stick, the entire industry is all ears.

Mainly due to severe oil burns, but the execs are sensitive, so we don’t bring it up around them.

Evil_Shrubbery, 17 days ago

I solved the first part of the problem by sticking a stick up execs assess, now I just need to figure out the oil logistics, … and also why got a promotion.

Rubisco, 17 days ago

That wiki entry was a wild ride. It should be required reading in school.

Fermi: You’ll be dead in a year if you keep doing it like that.

Feynman: You’re tickling the tail of a sleeping dragon.

Slotin, in blue jeans and cowboy hat: Look, ma, no shims!