lobut, (edited )

Weren’t Republicans crying about HIPAA (fixed spelling, thanks!) and shit earlier when asked if they got vaccinations? You guys actually care about sensitive patient health data or what’s up?

lemmy_get_my_coat,

They want both. Only when it suits them. Because they’re cunts.

some_guy,

In conservland, we employ double-think. HIPPA is good. HIPPA is bad. See? It’s easy!

Watch, I’ll do it again just so you have a good understanding of the technique. The Jews are ruining everything. Isreal can do no wrong. Bam!

whereisk,

I’ll vote no for the bill but also take credit for it with my constituents if it passes.

lolcatnip,

*HIPAA

CharlesDarwin,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

Rules for thee, not for me.

This is all about controlling the wimminz out there, most especially any of them with any notion of thinking they are going to be promiscuous and not have to deal with the consequences! Some of the biggest proponents of this, ironically, are other women. Because of something something “bible” and something something “babies”.

As for vaccinations, that so-called “concern” was all about cons being able to do whatever the fuck they want, regardless of how much they are superspreaders, because fuck you is why, they can do whatever the hell they want, because “freedom”… Also, they had deep concern over what was being done to Ronald McDonald’s chances of re-election, as well as “his” economic numbers.

bradorsomething,

Actually this is a great time to talk about HIPAA, but what isn’t a great time to talk about the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act?

The important thing for Americans to know is this law says they can’t share your information without your express consent, and they have to give you your records in a timely manner when you ask for them.

So if you go to your doctor’s office and ask for all your records, including test results and scans, they have to provide them.

If they share your data without your consent (read those documents carefully who gets it), they have to start dancing to avoid jail time.

Untitled4774,

They learn their new script from the writers, and don’t bother with anything from the old one anymore.

efstajas,

I think this is a horrible idea but just because I know many of y’all only read the headline: the proposal is NOT for a “database” in the sense that the federal government is going to start directly keeping track of pregnancies. Rather, it’s for a website where you can find motherhood-related information and a “database” of service providers. The “tracking” part is apparently that you can register on this website, and the gov reserves the right to then keep this (voluntarily surrendered) personal data to “reach out” to moms and “help” them.

Of course none of this would offer any info on abortion. Because this is coming from Alabama.

unreasonabro,

my god they’re so amazingly self-defeatingly stupid

must be nice, believing yourself to be literally infallible

lando55,

Rs: “Individual freedoms! No government overreach!”

Also Rs: “Let’s track these motherfuckers so they can be punished.”

KillingTimeItself,

we had this already.

It’s called birth certificates.

bradorsomething,

Her eyes are as cracked and broken as an Alabama highway.

whome,

Small government, right

Prior_Industry,

I guess the handmaid’s tale looked like a fun time for them.

whome,

Paradise on Earth

itsonlygeorge, (edited )

Wtf is wrong with these people?

CharlesDarwin,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe they have a worm in their brain, mercury in their system, or possibly lead.

Prior_Industry,

Just waiting to find out the bread has a new fungus in it

MilitantAtheist,

Under his eye.

captainlezbian,

Remember these are the people who say they need guns to stop the government from overreaching

Jafoo,

Just what we’ve all been clamoring for… MORE tracking by the federal government, in addition to the rapid increase of state power since 9/11

CharlesDarwin,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t you just smell all the LIBERTY and the FREEDOM, brother?

Jafoo,

Since 9/11, the smell of authoritarianism has been growing stronger and stronger with each passing day

Snapz,

This… [LOOKS DIRECTLY INTO CAMERA AND HOLDS FOR LONG PAUSE] is in-acceptable Mr. [BREATHFULLY] Presterdant [EYES WIDEN]!

[SMILES MENACINGLY, ALSO LOOKING LIKE SHE’S ABOUT TO CRY AND LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME]

some_guy,

What a cool idea! Now let’s track guns.

shalafi,

Yeah. Hard no. I don’t want Trump and his Brown Shirts knowing what I have. And for the non-gun owning libs, you don’t want them knowing what you don’t have.

(I honestly get the dig OP. Good one.)

Beetlejuice001,

License, Registration and Insurance. Just like a car.

Tylerdurdon,

When it hits the other chamber, the left should tag on a requirement to have a national database of firearms, regardless of how they were obtained…if you own any firearm it must be registered. Make them shoot down their own bill.

ParabolicMotion,

They already have one. It’s called having the hospital draw blood from the birth mother and the baby immediately after birth, not to mention all of the blood tests ordered by OBGYNs to check for pre-eclampsia and gestational diabetes before the baby is born. Trust me, the feds know I was pregnant in 2012 and 2014. Now here is the real kicker, why is my mom fighting me to prevent having my kids added to Ancestry.com? Oh, because maybe the rest of the family will realize some distant relative raped me in my sleep. I’ve told them this. My husband has admitted it happened to me. The feds keep blood samples from every baby that was born around 1988 and later. Hell, even the feds can help me prove what happened! Who is standing in my way? My mother who wants me to fight for dna in court. Why is that? Because I signed the kids over to her, so that I could join the military years ago. She is literally obstructing justice in a rape case, and one day when she is dead, and the kids are old enough to submit dna themselves, they’ll finally understand what happened.

Anyway, the feds already know who is pregnant and when, unless some woman never visits a doctor, has her baby outside of a hospital, and keeps her children from ever visiting a pediatrician. They draw blood, too! My childhood was filled with blood draws, and my pediatrician kept mentioning how it would also help him with his report. You all are worried about the feds knowing who was pregnant? My mother apparently had medical professionals discussing her pregnancy after my pediatrician’s medical project on dna and blood types. Nice, huh?

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