JustEnoughDucks, Even musk paying 30% in taxes is such a misnomer too. He accrued like 80 billion in assets during that time and just borrows money tax-free based off that imaginary asset valuation and can essentially have unlimited tax-free money as his assets appreciate…
Props to littlejohn
PrincessLeiasCat, Fucking legend.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, This man deserves the Congressional Medal of Honor.
Kyrrrr,
0110010001100010, Dude took one for the team, hope he gets off with a minimal sentence.
Nougat, Jury nullification.
Coasting0942, Doesn’t work if “it could happen to my tax returns”.
Which the prosecutors will bring up a lot.
Nougat, Tax records should be public.
Coasting0942, Prosecutor won’t say that.
And defense won’t say that to a brainwashed jury
UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT, Doesn’t work if “it could happen to my tax returns”.
I’m not trying to be all “if you’ve got nothing to hide” about this, but unless you’re a secret millionaire and you don’t want friends to know, why would anyone care?
RedditWanderer, I think the easiest way we could help him in the current judicial system is immediately stop paying all our bills and accept foreign investments, organize an insurrection and attempt to overthrow the election, and once you’re made president then you can pardon him.
bamboo, You forgot the first step, pull yourself up by your bootstraps by being born to a father with a real estate business who gives you millions of dollars.
Scubus, A snall loan, to be sure
DarkDarkHouse, The sollest of loans
b3an, A million dollar loan, Nobody makes it on their own… Without a million dollar loan. You’ll reap what you’ve sown, From a million dollar loan. Call your father on the phone, And get that million dollar loan
18_24_61_b_17_17_4, 5 years.
tacosplease, Would have gotten less time if he had just done an insurrection instead
helenslunch, Just become a billionaire and then buy it from the IRS like the rest of us.
Pretzilla, (edited ) Littlejohn right out of Robinhood’s merry men and living up to his legacy name!
doom_and_gloom, (edited ) deleted_by_author
Son_of_dad, When you get robbed, or have your car stolen, the authorities couldn’t be bothered to even pretend they care. They certainly won’t rush, and they’ll just shrug you off. Yet a billionaire gets fucked with, and suddenly it’s CSI and everyone is on it and knows who to go after
Tristaniopsis, Looks like he A-TAXED the wrong people. (Puts on sunglasses)
jopepa, Robinhood and Littlejohn are fucking up their fortress. Oo-de-Lally.
chemical_cutthroat, Golly what a day.
wreckedcarzz, Littlejohn
WHAT?! WHAT?! YEEEAAAAHHHHH!
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