tanepiper,
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Recently got "Gartner Hypecycled" - and the only thing the guy from Gartner couldn't do was answer any of my questions...

tanepiper,
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I feel finally reading the whole peice - this is why Meta had so many layoffs recently - they bet on a lemon https://www.businessinsider.com/metaverse-dead-obituary-facebook-mark-zuckerberg-tech-fad-ai-chatgpt-2023-5?international=true&r=US&IR=T

YusufToropov,
@YusufToropov@toot.community avatar

@tanepiper A brutal takedown, but it is hard to dispute the article's conclusions.

danofthewibble,
@danofthewibble@mastodon.social avatar

@tanepiper and we all knew that as soon as they announced it. Weird thing about these big tech companies. Never listen when they’re told about the lemons.

mirrorsandstuff,

@tanepiper my employer often makes a big deal about being in a given quadrant (and then ignores gartner when we're not in that quadrant for whatever reason).

The weird thing is we seem to move not based on what we've developed at any given time. Seems to be just how well sales sold them?

I don't know how Gartner does it, but it seems like it's a good money-making scam.

tanepiper,
@tanepiper@tane.codes avatar

@mirrorsandstuff Yes it's like awards ceremonies where your award is based on the number of tickets you bought.

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