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tanepiper

@tanepiper@tane.codes

Software Engineering Leader - Modular Content Delivery @ #IKEA / #connectedContent / #KnowledgeGraphs / #SemanticWeb / #ContentStrategy / #digitalEthics

https://botsin.space/@StochasticEntropy is my parrot

I like to talk about #webDev #webComponents #microformats #webOps #javascript #devOps #tech #philosophy #systemsThinking #gardening #dogs #astronomy #science #Ataraxia #Quietism

I have opinions! and #ADHD #AuDHD He/Him.

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tanepiper, to random
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I see people on LinkedIn are at the "Let's get AI to make memes" stage and now I'm just thinking people are poking at AIs to just doing things because they have no idea what to use them for.

tanepiper,
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@Graffotti We're just waiting for the AI Eben Byers then..

tanepiper,
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@JeffGrigg 👏

heydon, to random
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What's a good/cheap host with easy/automatic https cert setup for static sites? Netlify but without the surprise charges?

tanepiper,
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@heydon You've identified exactly a problem I've seen internally as well - how does one get up a site without too much hassle? There's no easy out the box solutions without SSL and shady companies - we've ended up building our own infra but now you can ship static sites in minutes (both to storage and as containers, which are more for apps anyway) - but it's still a faff

tanepiper, to random
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Giving a try - I mean creating a Summer Hit shouldn't this easy 😅 (I am not saying this is anything near a summer hit)

https://www.udio.com/songs/1L3Jdeyz65jstZkF5VWAG4

tanepiper, to random
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Absolutely no one is surprised

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tanepiper,
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@andrasbacsai "Enterprise: Call us so we'll tell you how we'll charge 150x our lowest tier just for you"

tanepiper, to random
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You mean "overturns belief western archeology has"?

tanepiper, to random
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When you've lived in Europe long enough, but they use Anglo numbers on the webpage and so it looks like Azure self-hosted APIM is €230k and not €230

tanepiper, to fallout
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I reckon the reason they are "Releasing a day early on Amazon Prime" is because they had a bunch of posters made in Europe with April 11th - but doing a timed US release that day would actually make it the 12th - so they day early thing is so they don't get done for false advertising here

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hazelweakly, to random
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Dude bros will really spend millions of dollars on analytics programs rather than go to therapy or actually talk to anyone to figure out how they feel about shit

Introducing an innovative framework for: product discovery, market research, customer focus groups, developer experience, product led growth, business intelligence, and more.

I call it "TALK"

T: TALK TO YOUR FUCKIN PEOPLE
A: ALL OF THEM, SERIOUSLY, JUST DO IT
L: LEGITIMATELY, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
K: K? THAT WASN'T SO HARD NOW WAS IT

tanepiper,
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@hazelweakly 💯 Everyone thinks I'm just a software engineering leader, but I've gone out my way to visit our factories, work on the shop floor, visit different parts of the core business, talk to franchises etc. and talk to our co-workers who do. My big push to the team right now is learn other people's tools because we can't just replace them

Then I see managers who should be doing that, not. Or not talking to us. Just pushing their own agenda (and it's not just dudebros)

belldotbz, to random
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the amount of stress this 1Password console error is causing is getting annoying now ngl

tanepiper,
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@belldotbz A while I back I raised a bug with LastPass - they inject a div into the page and it breaks grid layouts quite spectacularly.

tanepiper, to random
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I still want the cowards to bring back Mini disc

https://pixelfed.social/p/nhoizey/683135332946234446

ryanhoulihan, to random
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My boyfriend got a very expensive education and knows multiple people who were “inconvenient” enough for their families that they were INSTITUTIONALIZED AGAINST THEIR WILL. Is this a thing rich people are still doing? And there’s no recourse? He basically shrugged like this is normal. Is this normal??

tanepiper,
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@ryanhoulihan You've just described the entire British class system in one.

tanepiper, to random
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Oh great - nature adds more to the 2024 list for the Christian Right in America to think its the end times

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/apr/07/cicada-geddon-brood-season-midwest-eastern

tanepiper, to apple
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So wait... Preview has an AI feature built in - because when I right clicked on the image at this spot it know's it's a plant...

tanepiper,
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@ziadoz Ahh so it's some kind of pre-existing model they use to identify stuff. Surprised it's in Preview, but I guess it's deeper in the core presentation layer

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We have CI/CD - of course we deploy on Fridays (in fact it's out most popular day!)

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jeffjarvis, (edited ) to random
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Works every time. sells. This is the corruption of the attention economy. It is as old as the steam-powered press and mass media.

tanepiper,
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alex, to random
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The “great” thing about England is that when these articles come out and you google the person who wrote them it’s not something boring like “their dad is a trust fund manager” it’s “their dad is a baron, their grandfather edited the newspaper this appears in, and their family founded the private Bank of England

*all true of this writer

tanepiper,
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@cstross @onepict @alex That's quite the nominative determinism there. Wonder if it works by deed poll

tanepiper,
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@aoanla @onepict @cstross @alex You know I've been reading some older books, and America has not been liked for quite a while seems. True capitalism was born there as it's founding system of philosophy and everyone spotted it.

tanepiper, to Dogs
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I mean people stop us occasionally to ask about our but today we got "top dog" - when you know you know

alttexthalloffame, to accessibility
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Reposting this amazing guide on how to write helpful alt text from https://www.perkins.org/resource/how-write-alt-text-and-image-descriptions-visually-impaired/, originally posted by @karengregory (including her original image description) so that I can pin it.

tanepiper,
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@alttexthalloffame @karengregory @tbroyer Hah I used this very image in my argument for how we should do content modelling with assets and that alt-text is nothing to do with captions but is the textual asset for the media item. It's a great example.

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