RickiTarr,
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Dear Comedy Special Directors,

I don't need to see what the Comedian was doing backstage before their set. I don't need to watch their ass walk up to the stage. Just the Comedy is totally fine, thanks.

rancoisse,
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@RickiTarr And how about all those documentaries where they show 5 minutes of bits of the film before the opening titles

RickiTarr,
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@rancoisse Uggghhh or shows that show you everything that's going to happen before it starts

HunkThunderzone,
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RickiTarr,
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@HunkThunderzone Right, if they are making an effort then cool, but weirdly it's usually not

Caiotekit,
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@RickiTarr I just want to see Leslie Jones bodyslam someone as she makes her way to the stage.

RickiTarr,
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@Caiotekit I would watch Leslie do most anything!

boby_biq,
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@Caiotekit @RickiTarr I’m just stopping by to say YES +1 and also Leslie Jones in anything and she should be the host of daily show and also the best Ghostbuster is the lady ghostbusters.

Alright. I buzz off.

Bobblegagger,
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@RickiTarr
Honestly I always thought this was sort of a Martin Scorsese rip-off from Goodfellas when they enter the club from the kitchen

RickiTarr,
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@Bobblegagger I didn't even mind it at first, it was kinda cool, but then every single special does it now

LRRRonEarth,
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@RickiTarr @Bobblegagger

I WOULD STICK WITH IT IF ANYTHING INTERESTING EVER HAPPENED. IT'S NEVER "KYLE KINANE FIDDLES WITH THE GREEN ROOM WINDOW A.C. AND IT FALLS OUT OF THE BUILDING, CRUSHING A PASSERBY, THEN HE BARFS AND UGLY CRIES ABOUT NOT WANTING TO GO TO JAIL FOR FIVE MINUTES BEFORE SOMEONE TELLS HIM IT'S TIME TO GO ON, AND THEN HE DOES THE WHOLE SHOW PERFECTLY STRAIGHT AND NEVER ADDRESSES IT."

RickiTarr,
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LRRRonEarth,
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@RickiTarr @Bobblegagger

FIVE MINUTES OF DESPERATE BARGAINING WITH FATE, THINKING HIMSELF THROUGH HOW THEY'VE GOT HIM DEAD TO RIGHTS.

"MAYBE... HEY, HE'S STILL TWITCHING! THAT'S BRAIN ACTIVITY RIGHT THERE! HE'S--THAT'S-- NO, DON'T GIVE UP NOW! CHEST COMPRESSIONS! KEEP DOIN' THE BEEGEES! THAT-- THAT'S JUST BAD PARAMEDICINE, I CAN TELL YOU THAT. NO! DON'T CHECK YOUR WATCH! THERE'S... YOU DECLARE PEOPLE DEAD AT THE HOSPITAL, NOT ON THE SIDEWALK!"

I'D CALL IT "CONSUMMATE PROFESSIONAL."

tayfonay,
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@RickiTarr One exception being John Mulaney with his little dog Petunia before Kid Gorgeous

RickiTarr,
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@tayfonay Acceptable

kickpedal,
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@RickiTarr

Yeah not a fan of the whole ‘backstory’.

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