Hey, you know how lefties and righties both have conspiracy theories? You know..the right says shit like "democrats are running a satanistic child pedofile ring under a pizza shop" and lefties are like "Russians are literally attacking our democracy with active information warfare measures."
(And by lefties, I mean left side, progressive, serious people, not horseshitters etc).
Well it ain't a conspiracy theory if it's an actual conspiracy.
