thomas, German
@thomas@metalhead.club avatar

Der metalhead.club atmet auf. /me sind die Werbesprüche für seine T-shirts ausgegangen.

😅

treuss,
@treuss@metalhead.club avatar

@thomas woisch Karle, du sollsch ämol es T-Shirt b'schdelle! Dann hätt'sch au wieder Glück bei'd Fraue!
Also, T-Shirt b'schdelle bei metalhead.club! Metalhead.club, des mit d'T-Shirts!
Metalhead.club, b'schdells halt etz!

thomas,
@thomas@metalhead.club avatar

@treuss harte Seitenbacher vibes 🤣

treuss,
@treuss@metalhead.club avatar
rowba,
@rowba@metalhead.club avatar

@thomas Come to the metalheadclub. We have Shirts.

SunDancer,
@SunDancer@metalhead.club avatar

@thomas "metalhead.club shirts. Buy them or I will get someone to make more bad slogans!"

thomas,
@thomas@metalhead.club avatar

@SunDancer congrats! You are now assistant to the bad-advertising-management 😁

SunDancer,
@SunDancer@metalhead.club avatar

@thomas metalhead.club - cool community, terrible shirt ads. BUY ONE!

Kitty,
@Kitty@metalhead.club avatar

@SunDancer @thomas

Buy a metalhead.club shirt, it might change your life!

Customer testimonials*:
Before I had my metalhead.club shirt I used to wonder what to wear to concerts, now I never have a problem!

Before I got my metalhead.club shirt I was just an ordinary Mastodon user, but since I got my shirt I have found I have super powers!

*Some testimonials may have been made up 😅

SunDancer,
@SunDancer@metalhead.club avatar

@Kitty @thomas Buy 2 shirts for the price of 3! By Grabthar’s Hammer what a savings! [not actual a saving]

MountainWizard,
@MountainWizard@metalhead.club avatar

@SunDancer @Kitty @thomas Metalhead.club shit. Because let's be honest, we do not look that good when we are naked.

manon,
@manon@metalhead.club avatar

@MountainWizard @SunDancer @Kitty @thomas
Too many people on your doorstep wanting to sell stuff or ask for donations?

Open the door in your Metalhead.club shirt and make sure* they‘ll never return!

(* 86% of the testers would advise this to their neighbors, on a scale from „most certainly“ to „yeah, well, if they absolutely want to …“)

mndflayr,
@mndflayr@metalhead.club avatar

@SunDancer @Kitty @thomas
With all the unavoidable T-Shirt spam on this instance, I fell like Doctor Lazarus indeed...

thomas,
@thomas@metalhead.club avatar

@mndflayr maybe it helps to block the keywords "shirt", "t-shirt" and "" :D

@SunDancer @Kitty

mndflayr,
@mndflayr@metalhead.club avatar

@thomas @SunDancer @Kitty

What would remain then of this instance? 😁

So, when will the metalhead.club underpants be released (with pics)?

thomas,
@thomas@metalhead.club avatar

@mndflayr there's already a thong in existence, but I'm working on releasing more stuff :D

Underwear? Great!

@SunDancer @Kitty

SunDancer,
@SunDancer@metalhead.club avatar

@thomas @mndflayr @Kitty Schlüpper und Unterhemden in Feinrib weiß mit Eingriff!!11!1!!1

thomas,
@thomas@metalhead.club avatar

@SunDancer Na wenn der nicht steil geht, weiß ich auch nicht. :D

@mndflayr @Kitty

mndflayr,
@mndflayr@metalhead.club avatar
manon,
@manon@metalhead.club avatar

@mndflayr @SunDancer @thomas @Kitty Das Brainstorming für Werbeslogans könnte interessant werden.

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mndflayr,
@mndflayr@metalhead.club avatar

@thomas
Is there a way to to auto block all people that participate in a thread?🤔

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