My god. I forgot, I would play guitar so much more if I didn't hate guitars and amplifiers so much.
Unfortunately, none of the other instruments are depraved enough.
I believe in humanity. One day we'll invent a guitar that doesn't fall the fuck apart when you play some enthusiastic doom metal and/or country music on it. One day we'll make an amp that doesn't sound like a little fuckin toy from Mcdonald's when you crank it up.
