Unixbigot, Where’s Kevin?
Patch leave. He’ll be in later once he reboots.
Again?!
Yeah, turns out his right arm blaster has a backdoor password. There’s active exploitation, some dickhead hacked a bunch of synthetics on the subway yesterday.
Why did we even hire an accounts receivable clerk with a fucking arm blaster
You know that tattoo of a smiley face on your butt that you got in Bali and you think nobody in the office knows about?
Fuck. Um…yeah?
Same thing.