@mattblaze A chicken killing dog that's aggressive with you is a problem. I think, taking it out back and shooting it is probably a bit much. Most normal people would just pass it on to someone as a pet (obviously I don't believe her when she says the dog was aggressive. Maybe to her, who knows.) Including it as an anecdote about who you are as a person is even stranger. She knows her audience though. Conservatives in general and the MAGA crowd in particular will love this.