Yesterday I biked my teen's possibly taco'd, I-didn't-wanna-try-truing-it wheel to the bike shop, into the wind & on Turbo. I caught up to a dude on a vintage AF bike with an internally geared hub. Just as I was about to say "cool bike!" he looked at me and said "That's cheating."
So I said, "Really? Was I supposed to take my car instead?"
He looked visibly pained with the cognitive dissonance.
