madrabbit, 18 days ago

Upon reflection, it was a mistake to use birdsong as an alarm sound on my phone for the last year or so.

Goblin Cat has learned that bird chirps mean it is time for the Morning Screams, whereby mother saves her from the Starves. This was not a problem until the birds began singing at Oh Fuck Hundred Hours, and lo, the household has resounded to the Pathos Aria (scored for smol cat with big lungs).

Here you see the criminal, displaying absolutely no remorse.

#AllCatsAreBeautiful #TorbieCat

A tabby-tortoiseshell cat squirms and grooms herself adorably on a fleece blanket, upon an ikea ottoman. The video slowly zooms in on her. Her soft belly is displayed to full effect. She is a tiny little cat, with stubby legs and round kitten like eyes, and a nasal cry which could etch glass at a distance of six kilometers. All must love her and despair.