rasterweb,
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Computers are like table saws... they can be useful tools to create things, but also extremely dangerous and harmful to humans.

crazybutable,
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@rasterweb hear me out: what if the computer realized that the continued functioning of the computer would cause harm to the human operator, and it triggered a small explosion, jamming a small knife right into the power supply

rasterweb,
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@crazybutable ComputerStop instead of SawStop?

rasterweb,
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Also, I guarantee that within the next lustrum some company will tout AI in their new table saw because yeah, that's something we totally need. Fuck this world.

petrillic,
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@rasterweb please do not will this into existence.

Also, an interesting art project possibility.

rasterweb,
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@petrillic Hoping the AI bubble explodes before then!

petrillic,
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@rasterweb how about an implosion that takes a few VC funds with it? I swear it’s he same scam as blockchain and such.

rasterweb,
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@petrillic Feed VCs to the table saws.

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