A transparent stand-in for a male viewer has to collect and control
◽️ magical creatures
◽️ historical figures
◽️ warships
◽️ warplanes
◽️ gemstones
◽️ pieces of classical music
◽️ computer programs
◽️ guns
◽️ horses
◽️ cards
☑️ actual women (national security justification)
◽️ actual women (no justification)
that are actually
☑️ conventionally attractive women
wearing
◽️ battlesuits
◽️ gothic lolita
◽️ animal ears
◽️ military uniforms
☑️ schoolgirl uniforms
◽️ spandex
◽️ as little as possible
with the following personalities
☑️ tsundere
☑️ emotionless (except when convenient)
☑️ manic pixie dream girl
☑️ predatory lesbian
☑️ lost baby deer
☑️ anime wasting disease haver
☑️ climbing to the top of the boykisser leaderboards
☑️ glasses
☑️ Mommy
to protect the world from
◽️ a vague evil force
◽️ another boring-ass boy but with a slightly different haircut
☑️ his dad
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