"bro this guy texted me saying 'remember me from call of duty' and he sent me a link and he kept telling me to click it and when I didn't click it he sent me a bunch of spam calls and texts am I getting hacked?"
"no, call him a harmless limp-dicked script kiddie and tell him to kill himself"
"so I'm good?"
"yes, he paid $5 to spam you, tell him to kill himself and enable do not disturb for a few hours"
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