Some Twitters users: Find me on (insert platform).
Many Twitter users: Is this thing on? Shit, I need to get back to Twitter. Stay and Fight! Mastodon sucks!
Musk in (circle one: Dec/Jan/Feb/March): Fuck you.
Many Twitter users: I'm waiting for Bluesky. Stay and Fight. Mastodon sucks. Post is boring, but here's a screen shot of my Twitter post. Don't even know what the fediverse may be.
Musk in April: Welcome back for the Trump arraignment and fuck you.
Many Twitter users:
Musk in July: Fuck you.
Many Twitter users: I need a Bluesky invite!
Zuckerberg in July: And a fuck you, Elon.
Many Twitter users: Yes! We love it! Wait...who the fuck are these IG influencers? You know, this just isn't working for me. Oh, and the fediverse is a failure. You people suck the most.
