LilahTovMoon,

Who do you think has the best dad joke in history?

I'd have to nominate the Dutch Royal Family. They named their eldest daughter Beatrix knowing that eventually the Netherlands would literally have a Queen Bea.

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EveOfTheFuture,

@LilahTovMoon

A child a few thousand years ago: Father, I am hungry

Their father, a mesopotamian scribe who sees his chance for immortality:

CodexNotFound,
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@LilahTovMoon as a Dutch person I'm not getting the joke. It might be because the pronunciation? We would pronounce it "Bay-ah"

LilahTovMoon,

@CodexNotFound Ah, in English it'd a nickname for Beatrix and pronounced like the word for the pollinator "bee"

DziadekMick,
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@LilahTovMoon I would nominate Bill Lear, founder of Lear Jets, naming his daughter 75 years ago.

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