hotdogsladies, to random
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hotdogsladies, to random
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I made a little apartment for Domino.

Lucky gal.

hotdogsladies,
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In her original apartment, you couldn’t even tell whether she had feet.

hotdogsladies, to random
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I used to go to a shrink, but now I just spend 45 minutes singing all the Glenn Frey harmonies on the 1975 Eagles album, "One of These Nights."

If you're new to this novel form of therapy, maybe try starting with "Lyin' Eyes."

Some clients have also reported success just doing whatever Don Henley is doing because his parts are also perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqccEpqvwPY

hotdogsladies, to random
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John Siracusa can be very funny.


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codemusings, to random
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Of course the one time my wife listens in on a Roderick on the Line episode @hotdogsladies goes on and on about porn stars and MILFs.

I think she was too afraid to ask.

Maybe not the best first episode.

hotdogsladies,
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hotdogsladies, to random
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30 seconds from "HyperNormalisation" (2016)

Adam Curtis is so fucking good.

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hotdogsladies,
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Same, Colonel.

Same.

hotdogsladies, to random
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I look at the cat. The cat looks at me.

It’s a very young relationship, but so far this cat is kind of rocking my world.

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hotdogsladies,
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@javbw

I thought “O’Feral” was funny but nobody likes a cat joke about San Francisco.

Nobody.

hotdogsladies, to random
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To my beloved east coast friends, thanks in advance for never again bitching about “”earthquake twitter.””

When it happens to you it feels like kind of a big deal, huh?

Stay safe. 😬👍

hotdogsladies,
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Who knows? In time, you might even want to learn about time zones.

Think of it as a journey.

hotdogsladies, to random
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𝗟𝗲𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗲'𝘀 𝗙𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 - 𝟳𝟱 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝘀

maletero,
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@hotdogsladies It’s important to have a task management system that’s tailored to your needs.

hotdogsladies, to random
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Nailed the character count.

hotdogsladies,
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And yet I was somehow able to fix it completely on my own because I fucking rule.

hotdogsladies, to random
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At ten minutes before the hour, almost every Apple Watch in the world reminds the user to stand up.

I just want to stipulate that this is merely a serving suggestion.

You could choose to treat it as a reminder to eat some pie, drink a glass of water, or think of someone you love.

Now, all we need is a sensor that detects whether you've eaten pie in the past hour.

For which I think Masimo might have a patent.

hotdogsladies,
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Posted at 2:54pm.

At which time I chose to think about how much I love the actor, Giancarlo Esposito.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbA1YOueC_A

hotdogsladies, to random
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I made this for @jakesutton, but I also made one just for you.

Thank you for your support.

It really helps people discover the show.

hotdogsladies, to random
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"If you have an aversion to people shitting in public restrooms, maybe don't get a job as a roll of toilet paper."

Thirteen years in, and I'm still pinching off the occasional Doctor Phil-ism.

hotdogsladies, to random
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Ca. mid-1990s:

Those three weird glyphs on the cover of "Ghost in the Machine" are LED 'drawings' that represent the members of the band. Squinting helps, because…

(L-R) Andy Summers, Sting, Stewart Copeland.

I've always revered this record, and it took me well over a decade to realize this insanely obvious thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_in_the_Machine_(album)#Artwork_and_titling#Artwork_and_titling)

hotdogsladies,
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@drdrang

It was a different time.

And THANK YOU, doctor.

I appreciate your admitting this.


hotdogsladies, (edited ) to random
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This one is…uh…gonna take a while.

Supplementary Playlist:
“Not Everything is Everything” - Roderick on the Line

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC4Rx_vdLM94WThyJknDXfqdQe7DJ7tB0&si=REctEyXwYPluvo5b


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hotdogsladies, to random
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Speaking of date formats, here's a different ISO trying to help the poor bastards who have to adapt to our American eccentricities.

https://iso.mit.edu/life-at-mit/cultural-adjustment/cultural-adjustment-phases/

hotdogsladies,
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@michaelgemar

Yeah, I think at this point, shittiness has become an international flu.

I guess we’ll always have New Zealand.

Wellington NZ, 2011.
The Little Lord in New Zealand. February, 2011.
Murray’s office on “Flight of the Conchords”

hotdogsladies, to random
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Someday, I’ll share my recipe for Hillbilly Charcuterie.

It boasts a bold and rustic flavor profile and should always be served on a costly paper plate.

Makes it feel even fancier.

mvelure, to random
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@hotdogsladies dammit, now you have me hooked on House.

hotdogsladies, to random
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DAD: Hey, who wants to play Connect Four?!

KID: Yaaaaaaay!

DAD: Yeah okay but first who wants to spend 15 minutes joylessly punching tiny discs out of a razor-sharp card so we can struggle to play this bullshit on a fucking plane?

KID: May I please have a different seat?

hotdogsladies,
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And then, sometimes, you will see the actual spark of genius.

Thank you, user johnsrestoandfa.

https://makerworld.com/en/models/240092#profileId-256027

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hotdogsladies, to random
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I printed so many door stops this afternoon.

I should probably start a podcast.

Probably a podcast about door stops.

It really helps people discover the show.

hotdogsladies, to random
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It's so important to get that first layer right.

Reality.

hotdogsladies, to random
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Our new video series is called “Here Hold This.”

Episode 00: “On AUX”

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chrishuck,
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@hotdogsladies It really helps people discover the show

hotdogsladies, to random
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I just used my costly digital calipers to measure the circumference of a rancor's wrist so I could fit it for tiny Hulk hands.

It's for my work.

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