Literally nothing can happen in this world without objectively stupid people turning it into a #conspiracyTheory. Why do these people have such a hard time accepting that a bored 16-year-old could have cut this tree down? Do they not remember what it was like to be a #teenager? Do they not remember the #destructive tendencies of #kids? Have they never read #GraemeGreene's classic, #TheDestructors? Not everything is a #conspiracy. Some people just want to #destroy things.