ai6yr, 1 month ago

Hello mister at the bakery
there's something in my bread
it's black and small and furry
No, really, it's not just in my head

You may not believe it but I must say
It's not chewy dough
I think it has eyes, feet, and legs
I assure you I would know

I'd prefer to add meat to my sandwich
All by myself
Please don't bake rodents in
it's really bad for my health

#ratbread #poetry (human poetry)

ai6yr, 1 month ago

The Japan Times: Japan bread recalled after rat parts found inside packs https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2024/05/09/japan/science-health/japan-bread-recall-for-rats/ #rats #ratbread